Why do birds exist?

[Alex Hogendorp]

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[Catgirl Enthusiast]

Because anime.

 

[ForTheHoard]

To fly into airplane engines.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I thought this wasn't settled science yet.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

 

[Naes]

To poop on people, esp. the ones that deserve it.

 

[Dyn]

Because they evolved to fill an ecological niche.

 

[keytar]

To bring joy and love to the world. Apart from pelicans, who are evil.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Too early for this sorry

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

target practice

 

[SandyCat]

They were invented by Big Seed to sell more seeds

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

They were invented by Big Seed to sell more seeds

Sneed Feed and Seed?

 

[JethroTullamore]

They don’t.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Because dinosaurs needed to find ways to shit on cars without getting caught

 

[Spicboyskafan]

Because they're fucking cool dude, some are brown and some are white...some are both. so much variety.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

To troll angels who have the "perfectly created form".