Why do americans shy away from bidets

[Epic Fail Man]

Being able to wash your ass when your shits get too messy is great

You amerimutts are missing out

 

[theshitposter]

America is a controlled experimental petri dish. It was never designed to be functional

 

[Mans Holeman]

I always mean to get one and try it out but can never be bothered to go through with it.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

When I take a shit I need a little more than a bidet if you get what I'm saying

 

[MrTroll]

I voted for Joe Bidet.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

When I take a shit I need a little more than a bidet if you get what I'm saying

So you need something like this

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Why are Eurocucks so concerned whether or not people enjoy squirting water up their assholes?

 

[JethroTullamore]

We aren’t as obsessed with people waste and buttholes like you weirdos, that’s why.

Plus our plumbing is better than yours.

 

[SandyCat]

For some reason all the places around here don't carry them. They carry all sorts of other weird shit but not a bidet

Mail me one pls ty

 

[Megaroad 2012]

They're life changing.

Night of hard drinking? Not a problem anymore. Go from a whole roll to just two tissues.

 

[Gadget]

using a bidet on your ass is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while taking a crap.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Cuz dripping wet shit ass is gross. I'm a merican man with a hairy anus. Not a effeminate hairless euroman

 

[draggs]

They're gay

 

[Mdabrik]

Cuz dripping wet shit ass is gross. I'm a merican man with a hairy anus. Not a effeminate hairless euroman

Shave it you ape

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Shave it you ape

I'm not metrosexual

 

[snailslime]

imagine caring about people's bathroom habits

 

[snailslime]

yuropoors really have no other hobbies, huh

 

[BussyBuster]

I wish we had them. That fucking toilet paper crisis wouldn’t have been shit

 

[Mdabrik]

I'm not metrosexual

Doubt

 

[Breadbassket]

As an American, I want to ask what is a bidet?