Why didn’t Jesus just shoot the devil?

[Ask A Stupid Question]

SO many problems throughout history could have been avoided if Jesus had just gone ahead and shot the devil back in bible times. So why didn't he?

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

because a fiery sword while wearing robes soaked in the blood of non believers is way cooler.

Better question is why did God create the devil in the first place?

the devil was an angel. he was God's favorite son, lucifer was the morningstar. the better question is, why did Lucifer decide to be such a faggot?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

because a fiery sword while wearing robes soaked in the blood of non believers is way cooler.


the devil was an angel. he was God's favorite son, lucifer was the morningstar. the better question is, why did Lucifer decide to be such a faggot?

According to some exorcists, it was because he had insane pride and jealousy. When the angels were created, they were immediately given knowledge of everything they should know and that included their tasks in life. For Lucifer, this was to further enlighten the mind of Our Lady. He was so angry at this because why should I make some human woman better, he said fuck it, and fell.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Because that would be murder and murderers don't go to heaven.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

What is good if evil doesn’t exist?

If evil doesn’t exist, there’s no alternative to being good. There’s no differentiation. Then good wouldn’t be good, it would just be being.

In the absence of evil, good takes on the problems of an unfalsifiable hypothesis

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

According to some exorcists, it was because he had insane pride and jealousy. When the angels were created, they were immediately given knowledge of everything they should know and that included their tasks in life. For Lucifer, this was to further enlighten the mind of Our Lady. He was so angry at this because why should I make some human woman better, he said fuck it, and fell.

lol

"Our lady"...paganism, kids lol

 

[Pissmaster]

Killing him just right then and there wouldn't allow for a sequel hook