Why can't I get a job?
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- 19 Lut 2018
LIE.
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- 5 Sie 2020
i wish i was lying but nobody gets back to me
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- 19 Lut 2018
No, I mean lie on your applications.
Translation: tell them what they want to hear.
Translation: tell them what they want to hear.
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- 8 Sie 2020
Stop applying online. Find some nigger-tier customer service job and talk to the regulars. They probably know someone who knows someone who is hiring for halfway decent work.
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- 8 Paź 2019
Because you're a faggot.
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- 29 Mar 2018
Covid-19 lockdowns and the economic fallout is probably a reason...
Say you are a bipoc troon who is disabled in your cover letter. You can get any job this way.
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- 19 Lut 2018
Right, lie.
Bongocat
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- 20 Cze 2020
This is probably a shitpost, but I seriously want to know how well that works.
Say you're a tranny or genderqueer or they/them. You'll probably have a job within a week. If they doubt you just call them a bigot.
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- 7 Wrz 2019
employers aren't really looking to fill any official Retardfaggot positions
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- 27 Maj 2017
Apply to at least 15 jobs and avoid retail. Look for something more labor demanding, like custodial or machine operator.
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- 20 Lip 2017
Maybe you're just not good at anything, man.
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- 2 Cze 2020
You talking shit on retard faggots there bud?
Send them dick pics and cum tributes.
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- 7 Wrz 2019
I just figure you've probably got that market cornered anyhow
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- 25 Lip 2020
Go to 12 step meetings they take care of their own
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- 29 Sty 2021
Tell them you're Native American. You'll get the job. What are they going to do, 23 and Me you?
Yik
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- 14 Lis 2019
I've employed people and i rate appilcaitions based on this.
can they do the job
will they do the job
will they fit in
The main criteria in whether they get an interview or not is whether they are going to fit in. My adivice is to write your cover letter like a competent, precocious, puppy.
can they do the job
will they do the job
will they fit in
The main criteria in whether they get an interview or not is whether they are going to fit in. My adivice is to write your cover letter like a competent, precocious, puppy.
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- 17 Gru 2019
If you're aiming for low end jobs it's because they have their pick of the litter for worker drones. The young, the middle aged, and the old are all getting fucked by covid so there's likely a stack of applications for any position worth half-a-damn.
Lie, try to sound like a non-confrontational on their questionnaires, and be persistent in putting them out. They don't want you being just or reasonable, they want you to be hard working and keep your head down.
Lie, try to sound like a non-confrontational on their questionnaires, and be persistent in putting them out. They don't want you being just or reasonable, they want you to be hard working and keep your head down.