Why bidets are better than tissue

[Dojima's Dragon]

They dont make your ass bleed and are cleaner too AND halal too also make handwashing easier

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

If you don't clean your ass with a sponge on a stick, then proceed to take a dip in the local bathhouse, you're doing it wrong.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

if you like having water blown up your asshole your gay.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Tagging @larossmann in case he ever signs back in.

 

[Shidoen]

Now you’re trying way too hard to win the heart of Android Raptor.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Once you try a bidet you can never go back. They are too efficient and thorough.

 

[Swole McPole]

They dont make your ass bleed

I'm pretty sure they don't sell Izal Medicated Tissue any more.

How Brits went soft on toilet paper​

 

[Something Awful]

No shit.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Now you’re trying way too hard to win the heart of Android Raptor.

NO

Once you try a bidet you can never go back. They are too efficient and thorough.

I have been using those since i was a kid they re pretty useful

I'm pretty sure they don't sell Izal Medicated Tissue any more.

How Brits went soft on toilet paper​

Tissue very bad

 

[SandyCat]

Just don't shit

Problem solved you're welcome

 

[Gargamel]

Just don't shit

Problem solved you're welcome

If only it were that simple.

+1 for bidets