Why are geese such cunts?
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Because they're the avian equivalent of a missing link. They're the last remaining bits of ancient reptilian still prominent in bird DNA. Have you ever seen the inside of their beaks? Just a peak at that is a Lovecraftian horror all its own:
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- 30 Lip 2013
They've grown bitter and jaded from years of being told to go back to Canada by drunken rednecks.
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- 27 Lis 2018
They are the biggest bird-lets. Can't cope about cat chads like us.
Grub
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- 2 Lip 2021
One time I volunteered with some people doing goose abortions. Basically, you were in two man teams in a canoe, one dude would fight the geese off with a paddle while the other snuck in and shook their eggs until you felt the babies break inside, then put the eggs back in the nest so the geese are tricked into continuing to look after them. If they're visibly broken, the geese will just lay more.
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- 3 Maj 2019
One of my earliest jobs was catching geese and holding them down in the kill-funnel while their heads got lopped off.
Wave your arms and advance on them: they'll invariably turn their back momentarily. While they're turning, grab their ankles and yank - they'll fall on their chest. Now quickly get control of their ankles with one hand then bring the bird up close to your chest and wrap your free arm around their wings. Once they're immobilized they'll stop struggling. Kill at your leisure.
Wave your arms and advance on them: they'll invariably turn their back momentarily. While they're turning, grab their ankles and yank - they'll fall on their chest. Now quickly get control of their ankles with one hand then bring the bird up close to your chest and wrap your free arm around their wings. Once they're immobilized they'll stop struggling. Kill at your leisure.
Civil Serpent
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- 26 Sty 2022
The good people of Michigan are on it.
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- 16 Paź 2019
To be fair if I was an animal and was dealing with a species that weighed 10x-15x what I did, but which always ran away the second I came after them, I'd mercilessly bully them at every opportunity too.
I mean, talk to the animal weirdos, they're the ones who yell at you if you try to punt shitty little animals.
I mean, talk to the animal weirdos, they're the ones who yell at you if you try to punt shitty little animals.
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- 19 Lut 2018
Geese can be cool if they know you but they’ve got a massive “stranger danger” complex.
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- 20 Maj 2020
Swans are more rare, but get near one and you'll see they're even more scary and bitchy than geese.
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- 16 Gru 2019
Imagine being scared of a cassowary.
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- 31 Gru 2020
They're trying to rape you
Manul Otocolobus
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- 2 Lis 2021
I would actually say Swans are. I have seen them absolutely destroy what used to be a nice pond or small lake people would go to.
That's just a self-preservation instinct kicking in, given what a cassowary can do to a human, or just about any animal it encounters it doesn't like for that matter. Talk about birds being modern dinos, the cassowary is the epitome of that. The doohickey on the head of most breeds is a dead giveaway.
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- 9 Wrz 2021
Geese being assholes because they're operated by a clown frog would explain everything.
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- 29 Sty 2021
I love geese and swans. They are great guard animals for a farm if you dont want a dog.
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- 23 Lut 2021
They were used as guard animals like dogs in Ancient Rome. They still are guard animals on some smaller farms.