Why are atheists fat?

[DerKryptid]

science chungus

 

[X Prime]

For the same reason they are outspoken atheists: they lack self-control.

Most atheists in my experience are just performative "fuck you Dad" types who are just trying to escape from their fears of negative judgment.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Well, you try storing all of that excess brain in your skull.... It will stop fitting eventually and you will have to store it in other parts of your body. I mean look at the size of my skull alone:

And yes, I do have a Richard Dawkins tattoo. No, you can't see it, its for the ladies' eyes only

 

[Scumhook]

Well, you try storing all of that excess brain in your skull.... It will stop fitting eventually and you will have to store it in other parts of your body. I mean look at the size of my skull alone:
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And yes, I do have a Richard Dawkins tattoo. No, you can't see it, its for the ladies' eyes only

I came in here to mock.

I read your post.

I have no words (apart from the ones I'm using now ofc).

I leave here, a better man.

Granted, the bar wasn't that high, but that's hardly the point in moments such as these.

 

[Daniel]

They fill their inner void with trash food to compensate.

 

[User names must be unique]

They worship the smell of their own farts, their entire purpose is to brew the most potent bouquet of noxious vapours.

 

[Scumhook]

They worship the smell of their own farts

HOW DARE YOU FART SHAME ME YOU FUCKING SHITLORD PATRIARCHAL BAG OF FORESKINS

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Because it's a very specific type of induvial that feels the need to volunteer their own atheism.

 

[Bongocat]

 

[DumbDosh]

 

[Jason Wynn]

They stress eat because they’re jealous of us cute agnostics

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The religion they hate tells them Gluttony and sloth are evil things. So, they embrace them as part of their "fuck you daddy" philosophy.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Because they are so smart that their enlightenment dostributes throughout the body.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

because they spend all their time arguing religious people and because of that they dont have time to do anything else

 

[Haim Arlosoroff]

Imperial decadence leads to insane fat autocrats
Plutocratic decadence leads to rapey fat aristocrats
"Tyranny of the Majority" leads to egocentric fat atheists

They lack harsh living, it's scarcity drives us all insane. The human mind is made to solve problems, but what does one do when there is little to solve for life's necessities? Some turn to higher pursuits and a return to inner struggle against the nature and humanity. Others wallow and refuse to think, believing they have in themselves already all the answers to life and everything.

Look at the atheists, you know what choice they made.