Why am I fat?

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Today I looked down and could barely see my penis because of the sheer amount of fat extending out from me. What caused this?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I'm guessing extra servings of semen. You ought to cut down.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

You're consuming more energy than you're expending. Eat LESS, do MOAR

 

[Tablet County]

And another thing... you're ugly.

 

[Pruto]

You're not fat, you just have a micropenis.

My professional advice for you is to troon out.

 

[Named User]

Don’t eat
I know just what you’re hankering
So please stop growling
Don’t tell me cause it burps

 

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[Manul Otocolobus]

Because you hate yourself and you're disgusting.

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

Probably genetics

 

[Lake]

If you're an American, don't despair. You've just evolved into your final form.