Who’s faster, Sonic or Doom Guy?

[JethroTullamore]

I’m having an autism argument with someone and need other opinions.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I don't know what that is but I do know that YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

FUCK YOUUUU
*UNZIPS*
ALRIGHT PREPARE FOR BFP 9000 OR IN OTHER WORDS BIG FUCKING PENIS YOU LITTLE HEDGEHOG

 

[Grand Omega]

Doomguy is a little slower, but he can keep a steady pace even after taking a missile to the face.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

FUCK YOUUUU
*UNZIPS*
ALRIGHT PREPARE FOR BFP 9000 OR IN OTHER WORDS BIG FUCKING PENIS YOU LITTLE HEDGEHOG

*TURNS SUPER SONIC AND JACKS YOUR COCK OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT UNTIL IT DISINTEGRATES FROM THE FRICTION*

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

*TURNS SUPER SONIC AND JACKS YOUR COCK OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT UNTIL IT DISINTEGRATES FROM THE FRICTION*

AW FUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKK
*SHOVES A CHAINSAW INTO YOUR CHEST BEFORE GRABBING GOD MODE*

 

[JethroTullamore]

*TURNS SUPER SONIC AND JACKS YOUR COCK OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT UNTIL IT DISINTEGRATES FROM THE FRICTION*

That’s pretty gay bro….

 

[someonenew]

sonic raped me in 2 seconds.......

only two? My uncle did me in 0.00032 seconds

 

[mannic]

only two? My uncle did me in 0.00032 seconds

damn, your uncle is sonic?