Who would like to play the stock market with me?

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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

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I now have complete control of a very solid and diverse portfolio that has increased in value by a thousand dollars a day just sitting there. there are two dinosaurs , ATT and Duke Energy, that i have been taking a beating lately that i want to sell, but i want to replace them with something equally solid that pays a good dividend. There's plenty of petty cash laying around to toss at volatile stocks. any block with $10k or more in it needs to be real strong and focused on green technology. there's a fair sized chunk of Alphabet if anybody would like to plot a shareholder rebellion at the Google annual meeting.

Architecture and Engineering are in my blood. My grandfather and his brother in law were among the prestigious Jewish architects and engineers who designed a lot of important buildings in that town. I've studied ecosystem engineering all my life and hold a BS in Marine Biology from U Tampa. My group, Real Things Artisans Cooperative has real estate that already has active community on it. We will be growing a lot of hemp and building with it. We will also be developing hemp batteries and hemp fuel.

I admit to being incompetent in finance. I'm expert at making profitable spectacles and not much more. Any Wall Street Sharks here who would like to play with my #Jewbucks ?
Naturally I don't want to discuss this in public, so whoever wants to be involved in the private dm string, needs to convince me that they sincerely want to help me make that money grow (for a negotiable commission) , in this thread.
 
Make a Tom NFT. I'm sure those face contortion gifs would make you lots of money.
 
I could give you actual financial advice, but fuck that. Invest in movie theaters. You'll definitely make a buck.
 
Nobody, tommy. Absolutely nobody.
sure you're right.
hola! happy day! have you got a few minutes to chat about day trading? i just inherited a portfolio that's earning a thousand a day just sitting there.




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earning or is growing a better word? i'm totally illiterate on this subject.


We can talk tomorrow. That's good. 300.000 a year before taxes!



Lol, there is so much wrong in this. Also, if you don't know abput finances, how do you know you are profiting? Came on, whats your portifolio interest?

all i know is that the total has been a thousand dollars bigger every time i log in.
When I invest money it's to actually make money. Why would I want to lose it? And why would I wanted to help some old dog/ child rapist? Just today the various stocks I've invested in made $20 per.

You've also never made a profit in your life.
sure you're right, you pseudointellectual poser. hate on me some more, fool.
Sincerely, you want a financial advisor. Doing anything else would be foolish.

There I've done my one good Kiwi deed for 2022.
the account came with an advisor, so nobody's shitty tip is going to get very far.
 
Buy stocks in rope
Buy rope to help your stocks rise.
Hang yourself
Profit
 
yeah, proof or didnt happen
proof of what? the financial advisor? how stupid are you?
In your opinion which cultivar is the best for making hemp batteries and why?
i haven't even begun to study any of it yet. certainly none of the medicine strains. i would imagine something big and woody would yield the most bast fiber that they make the carbon sheets from.


 
Likely story. You live in Section-8 housing and claim that KF and AMB is impacting your shitty magic rock business. So which is it?

Face it, Tom. You're old and a poor. Why would I put my chips in with a dirty hippie who didn't get his dead mom money? You're just another privileged whitey who pissed away all his opportunities in his youth; a typical trust fund burn out.

Die in your shitbox vehicle camping out in the desert, chomo. lol
 
proof of what? the financial advisor? how stupid are you?

i haven't even begun to study any of it yet. certainly none of the medicine strains. i would imagine something big and woody would yield the most bast fiber that they make the carbon sheets from.


This sounds like a foolproof plan to me Tom.

What kind of hemp are you gonna grow? The kind you make carbon sheets and batteries out of. Perfect.
 
proof of what? the financial advisor? how stupid are you?

i haven't even begun to study any of it yet. certainly none of the medicine strains. i would imagine something big and woody would yield the most bast fiber that they make the carbon sheets from.


Can you build one though? Carbon supercaps ain't that difficult, mind explaining the process?
 
sure you're right.
hola! happy day! have you got a few minutes to chat about day trading? i just inherited a portfolio that's earning a thousand a day just sitting there.




Enter

You sent




earning or is growing a better word? i'm totally illiterate on this subject.


We can talk tomorrow. That's good. 300.000 a year before taxes!





all i know is that the total has been a thousand dollars bigger every time i log in.
Tom, you’re not smart or charming enough to be a scammer and you’re posting this on a forum full of people who know you lie all the time.
the account came with an advisor, so nobody's shitty tip is going to get very far.
Then talk to them. They have the professional knowledge and experience you need. Only an idiot would go to a bunch of strangers who laugh at him for financial advice.

Except let’s face it, you didn’t come here for actual assistance. You thought you could flex on people. There is literally nothing you could say or do that would impress anyone here.

I will offer you only these words of ancient wisdom by way of advice: a fool and his money are soon parted.
i would imagine something big and woody would yield the most bast fiber that they make the carbon sheets from.
I bet you spend a lot of time imagining something big and woody, you fucking perv.
 
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