💬 Off-Topic Who Will Phil Fight with Next? - Enemies, wars, slapfights and more

[chimpburgers]

Our good lolcow friend ADF has fought with a lot of people in the past year. My personal favorite time he wanted to get defensive over something was when he was shittalking Kengle and Kengle just laid the smackdown on him several times. He recently decided to try to declare war on Cathy Brennan, which was also quite fun to see. Who do you think he will turn on next or who will he want to fight with besides Kiwis? He's already lost most of his old friends and he's pretty much an attention seeking loser now.

 

[Tismo]

His inner demons.


pfffft.

 

[AnOminous]

He will flip a baby out of a stroller and try to defecate on it.

 

[Psycho]

It's only a matter of time before one of his few remaining asspatters realizes how fucked up Phil is and Phil responds by declaring war on them.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

- His family
- The Government of the United States of America
- Facebook
- John McCaine
-Generous strangers who open their doors to him
- California
- Reasonable transpeople
- Decency
- Christian Weston Chandler
- All the Jewish people

Phil's like those comicbook supervillians who have lost to everyone and their mothers in their 30+ years long career and yet still feel the need to go around causing problems.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

That person he was buying cheese with in Portland.

 

[Cthulu]

His next fight is with the race war van. We just need a better sniper.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Brianna Wu, in a street race.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Brianna Wu, in a street race.

But neither of them can drive or ride a bike.