Which Vaccines should you actually get?

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

As the title says. Are any if em actually safe?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Cooties, girls are yukky

 

[OrionBalls]

Usually ones where the disease kind of sucks, like MMR, Chicken Pox (it's not bad, but Shingles really suck), MenABCWY, Hep, HPV, HIV...

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Tetanus. You can get it even if you never touch a rusty nail.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

The anime vaccine.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Not vaccinating your children because RFK's brain worms told you not to while your country is flooded with third world vermin who carry diseases westerners have only heard of from the Bible is definitely a winning strategy.

 

[Moths]

The ones with mercury in them

 

[Swiss46]

Rabies unless you wanna die nigga.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I got all the normal shit up to the chickenpox one
when that came out it was the early one that had a fairly good chance of just giving you chicken pox, and I was already into puberty enough that staying a thousand miles from chicken pox was a good idea

these days I dunno
tbh if I had kids these days I'd probably just go with this but THE AMA instead of Bart

 

[candlejack]

Rabies unless you wanna die nigga.

You only get the rabies vaccine, which is a series of very painful shots, if you've been bitten by something believed to have had rabies. It's not a preventative vaccine.
Edit: Oh wow they actually do give rabies shots to kids in shitholes. I stand corrected.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

All of them plus boosters quarterly

 

[Taser Confetti]

You only get the rabies vaccine, which is a series of very painful shots, if you've been bitten by something believed to have had rabies. It's not a preventative vaccine.
Edit: Oh wow they actually do give rabies shots to kids in shitholes. I stand corrected.

https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/hcp/prevention-recommendations/pre-exposure-prophylaxis.html

People with high risk occupations can receive the vaccine. Don't be surprised if in a couple of years we'll start issuing TB vaccines with the amount of beaners entering this country.

 

[Neodanthril]

You should get every version of the COVID 19 vaccine. It's safe and effective

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

all of them, be safe

 

[DankSmoker]

You should only take vaccines you make yourself.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You only get the rabies vaccine, which is a series of very painful shots, if you've been bitten by something believed to have had rabies. It's not a preventative vaccine.
Edit: Oh wow they actually do give rabies shots to kids in shitholes. I stand corrected.

I got it as a kid after a stray cat bit me. One second the cat is tolerating me petting him. The next he bites me. Don't blame him, I was being annoying. Don't remember it being painful.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

any of them but the covid ones. chickenpox, measles, shingles, etc. get those, ignore the faucci ouchie.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The one that prevents erectile dysfunction. Which I don't have. And I also do not have a micropenis.

 

[paroom paroom]

ALL vaccines are unironically a scam. Scaring people shitless through the "virus" fairy tale (no offense to fairy tales intended) to get themselves injected with heavy metals and other toxic substances out of fear will be considered one of the biggest crimes committed by big pharma by future generations. They will be astonished at the levels of gullibility. I am honestly surprised that there is still anyone willing to subject themselves to something like that after the extensive and undeniable criminal history of fraud, murder and crimes against humanity by pharma corporations.

I got it as a kid after a stray cat bit me. One second the cat is tolerating me petting him. The next he bites me. Don't blame him, I was being annoying. Don't remember it being painful.

https://odysee.com/@drsambailey:c/What-About-Rabies:a

Excuse me for the double posting.

 

[Toolbox]

Not vaccinating your children because RFK's brain worms told you not to while your country is flooded with third world vermin who carry diseases westerners have only heard of from the Bible is definitely a winning strategy.

Imagine saying this shit after covid. MRNA """vaccines""" have muddied the waters with flesh eating amoeba, you cannot trust what is said about modern vaxxes at face.