Which Dragon Ball characters are lolcows? - Rock the Dragon

[StMaryPiper]

In honor of the passing of Akira Toriyama, it’s time to ask the question we’ve all had in our minds. Which characters of his are the most lolcow worthy? Fight autist Goku? Seething Vegeta? Pathetic Yamcha? The choices are limitless but who fits the lolcow description the best?

 

[Turkroach Couple]

https://chadsofa.miraheze.org/wiki/Goku

 

[User names must be unique]

Mr Satan.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Goku Black

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yamcha is a professional baseball player, famous martial artist, and is popular with women, so he's not pathetic.

The only true answer is Otokosuki, he hits on teenage boys and dresses like he's going to a pride parade.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Pilaf

Beerus (In the anime canon where he's weaker than Goku)

Champa

Zamasu

Roh (The Supreme Kai of Universe 9)

Quitela (The Destroyer God of Universe 4)

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Vegeta

 

[DankSmoker]

Mr Satan.

Fuck you, he saved the world multiple times.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Mr Satan.

Mr. Satan is too self-aware to be a lolcow.

Definitely Pilaf. He is pathetic (especially in Super) and has orbiters. He has a ridiculously inflated ego and just ends up annoying everyone around him. Also, Mai is a weird inversion of the "ackshully 1000 40 years old" meme by preying on Trunks.

 

[Broseph]

Yamcha is a professional baseball player, famous martial artist, and is popular with women, so he's not pathetic.

And he still got cucked by a balding manlet.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

And he still got cucked by a balding manlet.

More accurately, Yamcha was cheating on her so she broke up with him and Vegeta ended up with his sloppy seconds. Vegeta is always second place, he's used to it by now.

 

[Doji]

Frieza genuinely becomes a lolcow, imo. Goes from the biggest threat the heroes face to a punchbag and the butt of jokes, Even gets goaded into collabing with them. It all goes downhill for him the moment his enemies start to turn aryan.