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After looking at it again Amber is just playing games and I think Wifey is just as devious as she is. Wifey is there at the kitchen counter on the computer - she may even be in the chat - Amber keeps looking at the door expectantly because I think Becky is supposed to coming to pick her up and that is why she has to phone her at the end to chase her up.

The weird noise/voice that she reacted to happened outside her front door and made her jump - you see her look towards the front door a little freaked and then as she looks back she looks at Wifey and then laughs.

There is a point where she looks towards Wifey and she pulls her hair out to hide her face to hide her smiling when talking about the lip plumper, Wifey is at the counter without a doubt in my mind anyway

 
She's clearly reacting to a person in the apartment with her and trying to play it off like she's talking to the cat. We're supposed to believe she keeps looking over at Rarity, who is somehow high up enough that Amber has to look up to see her, approximately to the face height of an adult human, and then squealing about the cat being cute? Please. First off, if Jade Francis dumped her she would be an incoherent blubbering mess, and second Amber ignores her cats when they walk right into the frame and beg her for pets. She would never and has never reacted this way to an off camera cat on livestream.
 
I’ve noticed how badly Amber has aged since her breakup with Thumbtard. She looked especially rough in n this livestream but it’s been getting worse for a while. Her body has been breaking down for years but now I’m starting to wonder about the cancer. She can’t even hide it in filters on Instagram anymore. Something is definitely off and I think it’s more than just her personal drama.
Here’s hoping!
 
So no one did a recap yet? Here we go then:


Our gorl realizes she should've told people when she's gonna livestream, but don't worry she would never actually put that much effort into her channel. She doesn't know where her phone is and it's not like she can get up to find it so she just decides she isn't gonna tell anyone she's livestreaming right now.

She's gonna do her makeup this livestream because she has "plans". Then she doubles down saying she's "only doing it because she has nothing else to talk about". She says she's going to a "birthday party moment". Then that she's gonna stay at Eric and Rickie's this weekend. She talks about why didn't she livestream previous night. She wasn't in the right "mental space" for it.

7:43 She gets a super chat: "Did it make you feel sad that Becky said she feels like she can “finally start her life now” in her new vlog? She seemed so excited to move out :("
She says she hasn't watched the vlog. It doesn't make her sad though because she kind of feels the same way. It makes her sad that their relationship made them both feel trapped though.

8:24 A faint distant sound. Gorl turns around and then laughs relieved, doesn't say anything about it though. At 10:10 she looks in the same direction again.

She keeps on ignoring super chats even from her genuine supporters we still love that for her <3 Her lips look super purple especially near 10:12, her circulation might be genuinely hanging on a last thread. Her piggy nose is itchy, she says it's bad allergies.

14:13 Twinky starts barking, noise in the back. Gorl says she's barking at the Fedex truck going by in the background.

Someone comments on her hair being greasy asf.
"Yes I washed my hair"
The washed hair in question:
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Love the little dandruff situation!


She says she didn't take the car from Becky, they're just rumors. She doesn't want it, she'd never take it and she can't drive anyway. And she bought it for her so she wouldn't take it back. Amberlynn admits to never having pumped gas in her life and not knowing how to do it. She says most things we hear about her are untrue rumors and not to believe things on the internet.
Amberlynn says she's not gonna donate to Becky's GFM. She admits to having sent her money on Venmo last night to help her.

27:05 She looks away again and again 5 seconds later. Says Rarity is being "soo cute". People mention Wifey in chat and ask if she's still there. Amber says there's no one. 32:38 looks away again. Says it's Rarity wanting a treat moment.

She knows she would make so much money just doing mukbangs and livestreams, but she says it wouldn't feel right. She says she's feeling anxious and excited. She puts on lip plumper and acts like she's dying.

"Why do you hate your fans?" - "I don't have fans" well at least she's being self-aware.

She says she has a pretty good pain tolerance because when she had a hysterectomy she went home with no pain medicine which "shocked the doctors!". She says if she were already skinny she feels like she'd want a boob job. And she wants lip fillers. She doesn't believe she's ever going to be skinny.

Becky left a mess of her things in the hallway, cats constantly jump on it, since she's not fully moved out yet. Becky and her are splitting their Bath and Body candles collection. LOL
She clarifies that she's single and ready to mingle!

She says she's getting off early today because she has to call Becky. She'd call her now but again, she can't be bothered to get up for her lost phone. She isn't gonna learn to drive just because Becky's gone, but because she feels it's something she has to do. (well, yeah cause. you dont have people to drive you around anymore).

I don't actually believe Wipey's at hers right now. People say they heard noises and Amber constantly looking away is proof, but eh I don't think that was the case based on what I've heard. It's a stretch imo. Included timestamps so yall can judge for yourselves though.
 
I did not even think about that - How the hell would she get the car on a 'tic' with out a decent credit score. She said she couldnt get a credit card. I imagine even the apartment is in Becky's name.

This, for me is why I understood becky hanging around. I wouldn't want amber and her untended pets pissing and shitting all over the place and ruining my credit.
 
She says she has a pretty good pain tolerance
I was about to lol but then... given how she's abused her body, I guess throughout 30 years it did build a good pain tolerance. I can only imagine suddenly being 600lbs : the joints in the legs hurt because of body weight, the shoulders joints hurt because of hammock weight, the back hurts because of 2 sets of boobs and double stomach + fupa... every muscle starts to burn after only being used a few seconds because of how heavy every singe limb is... stomach and digestive systems are fucked, endocrine system is fucked...
Also, now that I think about it, bleeding nonstop for two years because of cancurrrr has to be painful.
I think that she does indeed have a good pain tolerance.
i don't buy her "i went home without painkiller the doctors loved that for me" tho
 
i don't buy her "i went home without painkiller the doctors loved that for me" tho
I don't have the wherewithal to sort through videos to confirm the distinct memory I have of Amber saying they prescribed her painkillers but she had not taken them. I also remember there being much chatter about her obviously being buzzed at times, or perhaps Mother Meth had requisitioned them for her own use.
 
Hambo has such a high tolerance for pain that she uses mild foot discomfort as an excuse to ride around in a scooter.
It's just another (not so) subtle way of her going ''I'm a tough girl y'all, you don't even know'''.

Tell that to the crocodile tears you shed over anything that has caused you even the slightest smidge of physical irritation you massive vagina.
 
Loads of you gorls are saying she's looking ruff as fuck recently, but I honestly can't see much difference. What am I missing?

@Xenomorph @StrawberryDouche @Clown Baby - youz OGs, d'you reckon she's looking even worse than her usual just-below-trash-pile median? And I don't mean that with any snark to those who haven't been trapped in the Amberverse for as long (we know your fate, you poor, poor things) cos I know I used to pick up minutiae that now sails over my head and some of you are looking with fresher eyes. I think I've overdosed on lard and my brain fatteth over...or watching Albert actually drains the brain over time until we end up on her mattress level.

She looks like a big ol' bulgy sack of imminent death: status normal. But what else are you seeing?
 
Loads of you gorls are saying she's looking ruff as fuck recently, but I honestly can't see much difference. What am I missing?
I too was struck by the chorus of she's never looked worse. Nope. She looks just as close to death's door as she has for the last three years. I'm convinced the only reason she isn't dead yet is because she's too fucking fat to fit through the threshold.

Happy to see you, Clangs <3
 
I too was struck by the chorus of she's never looked worse. Nope. She looks just as close to death's door as she has for the last three years. I'm convinced the only reason she isn't dead yet is because she's too fucking fat to fit through the threshold.

Happy to see you, Clangs <3
Maybe she is dead, Strorbs. It's just taking awhile for the outer areas further from the core to find out. One day the final layer of blubber will succumb :unholy:

(😍 you. N our gorl @Xenomorph)
 
Her face looks much chubbier than I remember. Compared to other deathfats I thought her face looked less like a lipid blob and closer to normal. (Compared to the Slaton sisters for instance.) As someone who hasn't looked at her in 2 years I think her face has changed a lot.
 
Meh. You have to look at how she "presents" with no make up at the beginning of the stream. Not new, she's done this always in many streams. When you compare past unfiltered fuck to present unfiltered fuck, anybody with eyes can see the degradation.

All the things she's been called out on -- jaundice, sunken eyes, beetus knuckles, yeah, worse and obvious if you've been paying half-ass attention over the years.

Time is NOT Hamber's friend. She can filter the fuck outta shit, baby face, make up, deep nonexistent cleavage, but put all that in the shit can.

She's rotting apart, no matter how much her fat 30+ year old fat ass denies it on social media.

IMHO, the decline is now a Ferrarri with the gas pedal stuck to the floor.
 
All the things she's been called out on -- jaundice, sunken eyes, beetus knuckles, yeah, worse and obvious if you've been paying half-ass attention over the years.
Oh fo sho I agree - our girl is deffo circling the drain of the Eternal Cheesecake Fattory. Maybe it's just that people are commenting on it because it alleviates the boredom (somehow she lowers the bar with every gooorlfren, and I thought the Becky era was as deep as her dainty trench therefore the tedium threshold had been reached but no. This era is oooof) but I just wondered if there was anything beyond that I'm not seeing.

It's mostly rainbows, I need Big Al to kick the bucket so we can make more tombstone jokes. And in the hope that some young entrepreneur that works in the morgue will sell pix of her laygs. We'll pay.
 
I think her flaws are just more visible when there's decent lighting.
I can't imagine how she looks in real life, well I mean back when she used to leave her hovel regularly. I still struggle to picture somebody of that height and weight in my mind.
 
I don't have the wherewithal to sort through videos to confirm the distinct memory I have of Amber saying they prescribed her painkillers but she had not taken them. I also remember there being much chatter about her obviously being buzzed at times, or perhaps Mother Meth had requisitioned them for her own use.
I don't have the inclination either, but can confirm she absolutely said she had been sent home with opiate-based painkillers but that she didn't want to take them (something something addiction, yada yada yada) and many of her enablers were worrying that Kristine was going to take them all

She literally can't seem to remember anything she's said (but WE remember), either that or she does it on purpose - either or both could be true with Albert let's face it
 
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