What's the best way to commit suicide?

[Rand /pol/]

I was wondering what you'll thought the best way to commit suicide is, any thoughts?

 

[Zaragoza]

Pills are a lot easier.

 

[Maxliam]

How about you man the fuck up and live life? This "I'm gonna kill myself" faggotry is annoying. Wah wah...I live in the greatest nation and somehow I'm gonna cry about some gay bullshit.

Also, shooting yourself isn't a guarantee as much as people think. I have seen plenty of people who have tried to blow their brains out with a gun to be wheeled into the emergency department, fully conscious and responsive.

It happens a lot more than you'd like to think. Don't stick a gun under your chin or against your temple. Those aren't as effective as you're led to believe from movies. Actually don't shoot yourself at all. Get help and stop being an emo fag.

 

[UnKillFill]

What ever you're going through man, there's a better way:
https://www.betterhelp.com/
https://www.dominos.com/en/?lang=en

 

[J A N D E K]

Seppuku would be serious style points. That is commitment.

 

[Rand /pol/]

How about you man the fuck up and live life? This "I'm gonna kill myself" faggotry is annoying. Wah wah...I live in the greatest nation and somehow I'm gonna cry about some gay bullshit.

Also, shooting yourself isn't a guarantee as much as people think. I have seen plenty of people who have tried to blow their brains out with a gun to be wheeled into the emergency department, fully conscious and responsive.

Yout mother gave me AIDs and I don't want to die painfully. Also I may be your father.

 

[millais]

Hard to beat the classic Hitler Cocktail: orally ingested cyanide via glass capsule, immediately chased down with a .32 ACP slug to the temple. For additional style and flash, the .32 ACP should be fired from a Walther PPK.

 

[Snuckening]

Suicide by cop.

Do it, faggot.

 

[Maxliam]

Yout mother gave me AIDs and I don't want to die painfully. Also I may be your father.

Then you should be proud you sired such a bad ass like me. Fuck your pussy ass feelings. I'd kick AIDS' ass if it ever tried to buttfuck me with its bullshit.

Jesus...I'm actually more crazy when I'm sober. Can you believe I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks?

Suicide by cop.

Do it, faggot.

If you're white just yell "It's just a prank, bro!!!" when they open fire on you.

 

[Draza]

Suicide Vest

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Down the road, not across the street.

They're words to live (well, die) by.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

I demand Sudoku as an option along with oxygen or oil syringes.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

Drink bleach.

 

[jewelry investor]

dont listen to cf and post the npc meme and snort glycine

 

[J A N D E K]

Drink bleach.

Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong.

 

[Otis Boi]

Getting AIDS

 

[Rokko]

In your case I suggest start a school shooting.

 

[d12]

Walk into the ocean with a backpack of cinder blocks.

 

[Rand /pol/]

In your case I suggest start a school shooting.

I see your point and raise you my own

 

[Curt Sibling]

Challenging the entire K-Farms to an online fight.