What's the best crime someone can commit? - Not the worst.

[Spiny Rumples]

Which crimes are cool and worth it?

 

[Just A Butt]

arson

 

[Akashic Retard]

Tax evasion is a moral imperative, not a crime.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

nuking 'srail?

 

[SNU]

Hate crimes

 

[MysticLord]

One where you don't get caught.

 

[Dyn]

Cooking methamphetamine the old fashioned way and not this new bullshit chinese garbage.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Living well and being content.

Seems to be a crime to most spergs, anyway.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Clogging a toilet in a national forest. The fun part is where they have to explain to the jury that this is a crime and that you go to jail for it (16 U.S.C. §551 & 36 C.F.R. §261.11(a) ) or my absolute favorite making an unreasonable gesture at a horse in a national park (the horse determines if it is unreasonable if I understand correctly) (36 CFR § 2.16 (f) )

 

[BluntyBitch]

robbing a bank (and getting away with it)

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I like extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

 

[Blasterisk]

I like extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

You better pronounce it "esstorsion" from now on.. ..or else!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

You better pronounce it "esstorsion" from now on.. ..or else!

Hey, I won't less you esstort me!

 

[eDove]

Vigilantism on pedophiles.

 

[Pruto]

For all the fucking mass shooters in America, to actually target politicians, pedo celebrities, pedos in general or other criminals on your autistic suicidal rampages instead of school children and retail workers, seriously why none of them even think about it?

 

[MysticLord]

For all the fucking mass shooters in America, to actually target politicians, pedo celebrities, pedos in general or other criminals on your autistic suicidal rampages instead of school children and retail workers, seriously why none of them even think about it?

That's one criticism of random spree shooters. Another is why do they shoot their load all at once? Why not spread it out a bit, use it to blow of steam instead of letting it build?

Boss treated you like shit? Go ventilate the nearest politician.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Successful genocide

 

[Jason Wynn]

Tearing the “do not remove under penalty of law” tag off pillows.

Yeah, I’m the bad guy your parents warned you about.

 

[timewave0]

Cattle rustlin’; carrying wire cutters in Austin

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Tearing the “do not remove under penalty of law” tag off pillows.

Yeah, I’m the bad guy your parents warned you about.

look at this guy having never consumed a single bed in his life