What would you never do? - (for anything)

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Like if you were offered infinite money, immortality, superpowers or infinite bitches or infinite amount of cocaine or meth, in exchange for doing a thing? What would make you absolutely decline under all circumstances?

Got me thinking after William S. Burroughs said he wouldn't hurt a cat in exchange for anything.

For me I'd also wouldn't hurt a cat, and probably a dog too, but I think anything else wouldn't be off limits. Like I'd fuck up a baby for infinite cocaine or kill a bunny for immortality. Bunnies are stupid as fuck and can't feel a thing anyway

 

[J A N D E K]

I'd fuck up a baby for infinite cocaine...

I’d never act like a 14 year old edgelord in the one forum designated for serious discussion.

 

[snailslime]

I'd never give up anime. Ever.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

i would never post mean things on the internet

 

[SofondaCox]

I'd never get phalloplasty.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I'd never make a Kiwi Farms account.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm with William S. Burroughs. I have a big soft spot for cats, and I couldn't imagine hurting one for anything offered to me. I like dogs also, and wouldn't hurt a dog either, but cats are special to me.

 

[Puck]

Id never leave my mothers basement

 

[No Exit]

The only thing I wouldn't do is harm a loved one, unless the superpowers somehow let me revert the action without losing said powers. Other than that, everything has a price.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Your mom for free.

 

[crocodilian]

You wouldn't hurt a dog or cat, but you'd hurt a baby?

 

[Coke Pope]

I'd never take this thread seriously.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

I would never eat anything gross, do gross sex stuff, or hurt a doggo for any amount of money.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I wouldn’t hurt an animal or any defenseless person, wouldn’t get fat, wouldn’t do anything that would cause permanent damage to my health/body, and probably a bunch of other things.

 

[Okkervils]

Have relations with a person of color.

 

[Kacho]

I could flirt with all the guys.
Smile at them and bat my eyes.
Press against them when we dance.
Make them think they stand a chance.
Then refuse to see it through.
That's a thing I'd never do.

 

[Recoil]

Casual sex.

 

[Pissmaster]

Hurt an animal.

Fuck people though lmao

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Give you up
Let you down
Run around and desert you
Make you cry
Say goodbye
Run around and hurt you