What would you do with $1.2 billion USD?

[Just A Butt]

i'd probably buy some new curtains, maybe get some landscaping done, finance Clerks 4, idk

 

[Megatardingo]

Eat

 

[Cats]

open a cattery and a hedgehoggery and a sugar glidery and a pallas cat sanctuary and a cappychin monkey training facility and a Bird Hut

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I'd video tape myself donating it to all the starving African children. Everyone will see me as a hero.

 

[A-Stump]

Open a chain of abortion clinics in every ghetto so we can cull niggers at the source and then reap the sweet sweet tax benefits

 

[Weed Eater]

Buy a house and finally live the homesteading life.

 

[Regio Consiglio]

In this economy probably could only afford a bottle of milk

 

[themarchivist2]

I'd spend it all to launch a new ISP, agree to host the Kiwi Farms, then drop it one week later because a girl showed me her dick and I got scared.

 

[Blouie]

I'd buy all those really old pikmin 2 figures and get a few pet monkeys.
I would try to live off of the rest of the money for as long as possible.

 

[DoomSayer]

Nothing crazy I dont think. Buy farm land, build a modest house on it, and take care of my family. I realize this doesn't cost a billion, but it might as well. Maybe one day.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Buy lots of land in states/countries. Especially in places with steady growth.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Become a true and honest woman.

 

[Equivocal_Iki]

Reject it because I don't want to deal with the taxes.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

thats a lot of chicken nuggets

 

[Butterschmalz]

I d send it straight over to Israel. They need it more than me!

 

[timewave0]

Assuming I‘d end up with ~$700,000,000 after taxes:
I’d give both of my parents $100 mil
Most members of my extended family would get $5mil (total of ~$100 mil)
I’d use another $100mil to diversify my bonds nigga
Buy a decent sized house in a safe place, a cottage with a ton of land, and build a fallout shelter in New Zealand
Buy the best possible computer
Buy a single heavily modded classic car
Buy a walk-in closet full of the nicest possible clothes
$20mil set aside for high stakes poker.
That’s probably about it. The rest would be spent on traveling the world doing some Hunter Biden shit

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Convert to tangible investments.

Return to my mother country.

Build my dream fortress and bunker.

Travel around the world in economy class and cheap hotels to hide my powerlevel until bunker finishes construction.

Spend my days learning to live off the land like when I was little.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d give one million dollars to Null as long as he promises to continue fighting for freedom of speech on the Internet.

The rest I’m spending on cocaine, fursuits, and mint condition t-top firebirds.

 

[Just A Butt]

Return to my mother country.

lol ur african

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Pay for a trade school that would make me a journeyman when I graduate.
Buy land with work able land, a forest, and preferably a running water source through it in a state that has no income tax.
Buy a used vehicle that can haul stuff and make it through all inclement weather.
Build a pole barn house with ample storage and don't skimp on the materials.
Set aside $500k to purely live on while going to trade school.
Diversify and invest $400-$500 million into something safe like land or energy.
Risk $20 million on something high risk high reward like some kind of engineering start up.
Spend $5-$10 million on some kind of future tech like underwater habitats or space mining.
Buy reloading equipment.
Buy a lot of surplus weapons.
Pay someone to make a comic book for me.
Pay someone to make a table top game for me.