What would you do if you woke up with the body of Adolf Hitler?

[meager]

You look precisely like the infamous German dictator did in the year 1940. What is your next course of action?

 

[Apu Wrangler]

Go outside with a hidden camera pretending I had no idea and see what happens

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Shave

 

[AirMail]

Probably go take a piss. I usually take a piss when I wake up.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Start a talk show.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Well I don't have any drugs on me so I'd wail and whine a bit. Then I would set up a dentist appointment, but I hope I'd have his assets too? Cos I'd have to empty my own account for all that.
Did he even have a salary, or was he a workholic poorfag leader who did not think about having own money?

 

[Absolutego]

Well I don't have any drugs on me so I'd wail and whine a bit. Then I would set up a dentist appointment, but I hope I'd have his assets too? Cos I'd have to empty my own account for all that.
Did he even have a salary, or was he a workholic poorfag leader who did not think about having own money?

He was a multimillionaire through Mein Kampf sales even before he got into power, was a serial tax cheat (based), and later made himself tax-exempt after taking power. The Reichsmark might've been worth next to nothing, but he had enough of them that it didn't matter.

 

[souschef]

Confirm the ever present question regarding the number of testicles in my ballsac

 

[sodaboard]

but i didn't wake up with the body of adolf hitler

 

[Rozzy]

That awkward moment when mom is doubly-disappointed in me being both a Furry and a Nazi doppelgänger, TBH I think she'd disown me and throw me out.

 

[OrionBalls]

Apply to art school.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Go outside with a hidden camera pretending I had no idea and see what happens

Tell people I'm an actor shooting an American remake of Look Who's Back.

Shave

...and start your political career as the charismatic Fred Oathill.

 

[Uncle Phil]

Shave mustache, cut hair short. Of course then apparently I'd just look like the pic in the previous post and damn he still looks like Hitler.

 

[SofondaCox]

Scrounge up all nearby problematic pussy, obviously.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Annex the Sudetenland.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Move to Argentina

 

[Feraljak]

Kill as many kikes as possible