Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[The Giver]

You saw what happened when Bob died. When Barb dies, Christian will evolve into his final form.

Chris Chan Sonichu?

 

[Josip Broz Tito]

Chris Chan Sonichu?

If I were to guess from his later posts, a busty skinny blonde girl.

That or the polar opposite.

 

[Chuggernaut]

You saw what happened when Bob died. When Barb dies, Christian will evolve into his final form.

GRRM wrote a book about it called "The Pear-Shaped Man"

 

[wayavas]

he will come to this forum looking for advice, the mods will protect him because every true fan of Chris knows that he's at his best when he thinks hes not being trolled.

 

[Lelya V.]

It's tough to say, really. On the one hand, he'll finally be completely free to do as he pleases, and that might result in a healthier Chris. I mean, I was amazed that he went belly dancing and think it was probably great for him to exercise and socialize with people.

What I can't imagine is him having to deal with the hoard. They can be impossible for healthy surviving children to manage in a way that doesn't drive them absolutely nuts, and Chris himself is a hoarder. I read about an adult son of a hoarder family who inherited a hoard and because he had tendencies himself, was unable to do anything with it for years.

I see the hoard as the real problem. If he's suddenly thrown into a situation where he has to manage money and pay bills on time he'll be stressed and he'll fuck it up some, but he'll eventually get it. That house is the killer and it's going to keep him stuck.

 

[BuckMatic]

His duck will become straighter and larger than previously photographed.

 

[CatParty]

how much longer do you think she has left? she just had another birthday. she is obviously deteriorating especially from the mites chewing away on her buttocks

 

[LM 697]

December 3rd, 2015

 

[Ravenor]

Not long, somewhere in the 3 - 6 month range.

 

[Len Kagamoney]

I wonder this all the time and I truly worry for his well-being

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He's gonna get like a thousand bucks from kengle. All of his financial worries will be gone for like two weeks.

 

[TaterBot]

Weekend at Barbie's

for 3 years

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

The real question is when Barb finally ascends to the great horde in the sky will kiwi spergs stop bumping this thread??










no.

 

[ON 190]

He's gonna get like a thousand bucks from kengle. All of his financial worries will be gone for like two weeks.

Imagine if Kengle adopted Chris.

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

Its weird that I care about it but I somehow do. I fear that when Barb goes the last shred of Chris' sanity goes with it.

Thats not me trying to be clever, I am absolutely 100% serious about that. I just don't think the poor guy could handle losing Barb.

Lets hope that now she lost all that weight she'll still be with us for a long time.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Chris will scream while attempting to sensually massage her back to life, she will come back for a few seconds, call him gay and she will die, Chris will then go full blown gay

Imagine if Kengle adopted Chris.

He'd rather marry chris

 

[Ravenor]

Lets hope that now she lost all that weight she'll still be with us for a long time.

I'm not trying to put a damper on it, but rapid weight loss in old age isn't a good thing.

 

[HypeBeast]

The real question is when Barb finally ascends to the great horde in the sky will kiwi spergs stop bumping this thread??










no.

Instead of a "What will happen when Barb dies?" thread we will replace it with a "What will happen when Chris dies?" thread.

Was there a "What will happen when Bob dies?" thread?

 

[Hyperion]

Was there a "What will happen when Bob dies?" thread?

Thousands of them.

 

[RoboChrist9k]

"What will happen when Chris dies?"

He will shit himself and do nothing.