What stocks do I buy

[gangweedfan]

After a painful process I got a vanguard account set up. what do I buy? I have 500$ to spend.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Buy stock that spell funny words like GAY and FAG.

 

[Liber Pater]

Gamestonk. Do it for the meme. It's probably still not too late to get in on the big squeeze, but no one really knows for sure.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

catfood. cat-ladies will be on the rise soon.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

After a painful process I got a vanguard account set up. what do I buy? I have 500$ to spend.

put it in your piggy bank and pay off your landlord.

 

[Blake Chortles]

Serious answer. Not financial advice I am a retard etc.

PSX. Phillips 66. Its an energy company ( alot of refining) that is fairly undervalued and has a 5% dividend. I believe energy in general is about to get a spike with this administration.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

short Pfizer

 

[Cliff Booth]

I had some success with Oracle a couple of years ago. No idea what it's looking like these days though.

 

[Grundlejungle]

Invest in weed stocks. Sooner rather than later the government is going to need a big distraction for how shitty of a job they've been doing, and legal weed is the next circus for the masses to distract themselves with.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Invest in DEEZ.

 

[OrionBalls]

XRAY. It's not a short term investment, but they are doing well.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Invest in weed stocks. Sooner rather than later the government is going to need a big distraction for how shitty of a job they've been doing, and legal weed is the next circus for the masses to distract themselves with.

Weed stock is the worst stock.

 

[Tookie]

I've been buying stock in some airlines that are unlikely to go under. They should rebound back to pre-2020 levels in a year or so. ETFs are good if you're looking for something long-term and don't know about specific companies.

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

Is CLF a meme?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

None, go with dividend paying ETFs like ANGL and CIZ.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

AMC?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

One of my best stocks is Phillips 66, haven't lost value yet.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I've been buying all the food megacorps, people aren't going to stop eating any time soon.

 

[RussianParasite]

I’m pretty bullish on meat substitutes for the longer term. Societal norms towards meat are changing (slowly) and even bigger, more conservative companies like McDonald’s recognize this— they just struck a deal for meat substitutes with beyond beef.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

If you were to really invest money I'd recommend looking for undervalued companies in the uranium sector or the arms industry but if you're a poor person who only has $500 the best you can do is go buy some cocaine fuck a prostitute and have a good time