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- 5 Sie 2019
None,
All animals are innocent and beautiful creatures.
All animals are innocent and beautiful creatures.
What is Tom's Spirit Animal?
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- 2 Mar 2021
Even a turd has it's use. Tom, not so much.
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- 20 Lut 2017
Roadkill. It's the only form of life that would associate with him.
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- 23 Maj 2019
Wouldn't Tom have two spirit animals since he claims to be two spirited?
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- 28 Gru 2014
Okay, the AIDS virus and a cockroach.
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- 16 Lut 2018
I’ve been playing Fallout New Vegas lately and I can’t decide if Tom resembles the ghouls or the Centaurs. But if we’re excluding fictional creatures, I’m going to say it’s one of those flies that hovers around a piece of shit and/or garbage
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- 5 Sie 2021
I do like the centaur idea (Also, FNV is a great fucking game, good taste!). Shapeless, amorphous lumps of flesh that are inherently toxic/radioactive, and survive drastic amounts of exposure to environments that would kill other animals. That is pretty Tom-like. Add in the lore of them serving a false god "Master" and you know, you make a pretty good point.
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- 30 Cze 2021
A dolphin, because they're super gay sexual deviants who will put their dick in anything, including fish corpses which they use to masturbate.
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- 28 Gru 2014
They will also pass a pufferfish between them and get high off it. But despite being the literal fags of the sea, they're really cute. They shouldn't be compared to Tom.
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- Dołączono
- 16 Lut 2018
Problem: Tom is so toxic that he killed all his gut bacteria. Why do you think he’s so fat? He can’t digest his food
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- 13 Sie 2018
Fuck's sake, guys. Don't give Tom a spirit animal.
He'll just try to fuck it.
He'll just try to fuck it.
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- 6 Lip 2015
Okay, hear me out; Tom's spirit animal is as three toed sloth. They're so slow moss grows in their fur, nature has no use for them and the only time they interact with the rest of the world is to take a massive shit on everything.
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- 28 Gru 2014
But they're cute. Quit talking shit about sloths. They are vastly better than Tom.
Do not compare this adorable creature:
To this vile pile of shit:
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- 25 Lut 2018
Some kind of tapeworm, or maybe a fungal infection.
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- 3 Cze 2016
Candidia.