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Space_Dandy
In all seriousness, I think doing call center work for me was the absolute worst. If I were out of work and running low on options, I'd sooner work at Burger King, or be a janitor. I think I have some kind of PTSD from my time there and that sounds ridiculous, but the intense tangible feeling of my stomach going into knots at the thought of doing that work again is real.
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In all seriousness, I think doing call center work for me was the absolute worst. If I were out of work and running low on options, I'd sooner work at Burger King, or be a janitor. I think I have some kind of PTSD from my time there and that sounds ridiculous, but the intense tangible feeling of my stomach going into knots at the thought of doing that work again is real.
 
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In all seriousness, I think doing call center work for me was the absolute worst. If I were out of work and running low on options, I'd sooner work at Burger King, or be a janitor. I think I have some kind of PTSD from my time there and that sounds ridiculous, but the intense tangible feeling of my stomach going into knots at the thought of doing that work again is real.
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Back when I was in college I worked as a janitor part-time. It's hard work but there were some huge upsides:

1. Worked outside a lot away from management
2. Working outside meant you could basically smoke on the job
3. Not really ever having to deal with jackass customers
4. Better shifts than the retail side

Downsides are you have to deal with cleaning up some nasty stuff from time to time and it sucks in the winter pushing a bin full of trash bags up a sidewalk covered in ice.
 
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The campaign should be a long chain of unpleasant events, capped off with the only reward being a jar of old gunt grease. It has no value and townsfolk won't talk to you when carrying it or X hours after you've last had contact with it. There's no deeper use for it in the end, just a lesson to let go and move on.
 
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Jobs I’ve personally done, security guard was pretty shitty overall.

You get paid $2-$3 above minimum wage to tard wrangle crackheads and homeless ready to fight or stick you with an HIV infected needle at every turn. Defend yourself and it’s your ass that ends up in hot water, not theirs. Most of your coworkers are complete retards who couldn’t be depended on to tie their own shoes, much less do their job. You’re not salaried but essentially still on-call 24/7 because retard coworkers are constantly calling out or showing up to their post hours late. You’ll get fired if you leave your site without relief so the good dependable guards sacrifice all their free time having to cover for these useless faggots.

I did security for a few years in my early 20s and had to leave because of how burned out I was getting and it was making me a very negative person in general. Never again.
 
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