what is the most pedophile candy? - pedophiles are often out of touch with what kids are actually into

[A Gay Retard]

may I tempt you youngsters with a delicious Necco Wafer?

 

[One Sick Puppy]

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Lollipops

 

[IrishGuy088]

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Skittles, duh?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Smarties

 

[Grub]

Pocket rocket

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I mean it'd have to be Fun Dip wouldn't it?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Gotta go with Lemonheads on this one

 

[Toolbox]

I can see one being out of touch enough

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

A classic.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

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I can see one being out of touch enough

If it's shaped like a ball and you gotta suck or bite on it, a kid is pretty much instantly uninterested

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Buttserscotch.

 

[Retink]

I googled "worst candy" and this came up, make of it what you will

Edit: Ok, what the fuck is this? Is this some kind of pervert candy review channel?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Dick dipped in applesauce

 

[umami's milk]

Lollipops

Specifically Tootsie pops.

 

[I Love Beef]

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I love how the catchphrase "Individual Pouches for Portion Control" is right under the product summary in microfont. It's like it's either a reminder for Disney Richard Epstein groomer scouts or lone wolf sex pests "Remember dipshit, don't give them too much of the roofies or they'll overdose and you'll have to answer being a necrophiliac serial rapist killer in the hole".

Plus, I am forever convinced that Disney has always been teenage girl groomers. Captain Obvious, I am sure, but Hanna "Wear a nude skin suit with a dyke haircut on stage" Montana next to skin colored candies just fucking broke me.

 

[crows in guns]

Lolli-pops. Its in the name.

 

[SCSI]

Kinder Surprise.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Broccoli