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- 21 Lut 2013
Seeing as how back then "sexual deviancy" was considered a sign of communism, Chris would be one of the first to be put on trial.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Replace any time he bitches about "trolls and cyber-bullies" with "commies and Ruskies" and you have a possible answer.
Plus, he'd use even older and outdated terminology much like he does now, but instead of shit from the 1950's, it be shit from the 1880's.
Plus, he'd use even older and outdated terminology much like he does now, but instead of shit from the 1950's, it be shit from the 1880's.
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We'd have more of this.
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GuyMontag21
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- 26 Maj 2013
It's a hell of stretch, but what if Chris was still continuing his Love Quest at all of the familiar locations? What if he still frequented the Game Place?
DrChristianTroy
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- 3 Lut 2013
He'd still need Barb to let him out in the first place.
GuyMontag21
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- 26 Maj 2013
He'd manage to not get laid. (and that'd be an achievement at Burning Man, Jesus)
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- 3 Lut 2013
It's actually an interesting question what would have happened if he kept going to the PLACe. As the people he knew inexorably grew up and went to college, got jobs, etc, he'd just keep going. Maybe Sonichu would have had a Baron Adulthuon who represents the real world stealing away his joy-boys and gal-pals.
I imagine Snyder would have found some excuse to ban Chris no matter what, just because as Chris got older and creepier it would look worse and worse to let him keep mingling with 12-year-old Pokemon players.
I imagine Snyder would have found some excuse to ban Chris no matter what, just because as Chris got older and creepier it would look worse and worse to let him keep mingling with 12-year-old Pokemon players.
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- 23 Mar 2013
I'm confused by your question. Are you asking "what if Chris never acted like a jackass in public?" or "What if Chris just lucked out and every place he ever went was owned/operated by someone with a saintly amount of patience who didn't really give a fuck about losing business?"
GuyMontag21
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- 26 Maj 2013
somejerk powiedział(a):
The latter. sorry
DrChristianTroy
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- 3 Lut 2013
I honestly can't imagine Chris being close/using fire being safe.
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- 23 Mar 2013
GuyMontag21 powiedział(a):
Thanks for clearing that up. In that case, i think there'd be a few more successors to Megan and TWF. He met Megan at the GAMe PLACe, he met Anna at FSM, He met TWF at some public somesuch.
i guess my answer is: there'd be more pissed off, creeped-out girls roaming the greater-Charlottesville area right now.
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- 3 Lut 2013
I have a feeling that instead of getting banned, he would be warned for his questionable behavior and leave, possibly giving a curse shot to the manajerk. I also have a feeling he'd be more like what Anna thinks of him, a goofy clown. He may also be slightly harder to troll.
The October 28th incident would have never happened, because he never would have been banned, so he would still be a virgin with rage. Neither would the Get-Tar attack have happened with 1,000 pounds of sausage subduing him and Bagget arresting him because he would leave when they told him to. His only crime would have been crashing into the back of a car while thinking of a math problem.
He'd probably be a bit different from what he is now.
The October 28th incident would have never happened, because he never would have been banned, so he would still be a virgin with rage. Neither would the Get-Tar attack have happened with 1,000 pounds of sausage subduing him and Bagget arresting him because he would leave when they told him to. His only crime would have been crashing into the back of a car while thinking of a math problem.
He'd probably be a bit different from what he is now.
The Lurker
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- 19 Lut 2013
What if Chris became a contestant on a reality TV show, like Big Brother?
Considering he used to believe he was so lucky with contests, I'm surprised we never heard about him trying to get on one of them. Sounds like a win-win for everyone; Chris gets a chance to win money, while we all get to see him videotaped! (Whether or not he would ever have gone for that in the past, I don't think he ever would now.)
Considering he used to believe he was so lucky with contests, I'm surprised we never heard about him trying to get on one of them. Sounds like a win-win for everyone; Chris gets a chance to win money, while we all get to see him videotaped! (Whether or not he would ever have gone for that in the past, I don't think he ever would now.)
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- 3 Lut 2013
I think it's still the same:
1. He would accuse 4chan for being straight just like what ADF did.
2. He would cry about not finding a partner.
His big fat ego.
He would start looking out jobs related to art. If he was rejected, he would whine about it on Facebook. If he was accepted, he would be fired in a week because for him he did not have a schedule for drawing.
He would then look for jobs at fast food restaurants or video game stores.
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Chris would be worse considering the huge debt.
A huge fight between them even before they wanted to take down the trolls.
They will get arrested in minutes because they run slower compared with the cops.
He would be impossible to get trolled, and if Bluespike still trolled him even though he failed a lot of times, we might get another lolcow.
1. He would accuse 4chan for being straight just like what ADF did.
2. He would cry about not finding a partner.
His big fat ego.
He would start looking out jobs related to art. If he was rejected, he would whine about it on Facebook. If he was accepted, he would be fired in a week because for him he did not have a schedule for drawing.
He would then look for jobs at fast food restaurants or video game stores.
[youtube]rjCv21joeTI[/youtube]
Chris would be worse considering the huge debt.
A huge fight between them even before they wanted to take down the trolls.
They will get arrested in minutes because they run slower compared with the cops.
He would be impossible to get trolled, and if Bluespike still trolled him even though he failed a lot of times, we might get another lolcow.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Even if he had a great resume (lol no), his criminal record would hold him back from getting a job, in this day and age where its hard as fuck for anybody to get hired.
I doubt Chris has even been to a job interview. Someone had to pull some strings for him to get the Wendys job, I'm sure.
I doubt Chris has even been to a job interview. Someone had to pull some strings for him to get the Wendys job, I'm sure.
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- 3 Lut 2013
If Chris were to get a job, 
would have to allow it. Even if allowed it, Chris would have to straighten himself out. Clean himself a warm shower for about three hours, visit the dentist who would put fillings in all of his teeth, groom his hair, fill out applications, and interact with people. Seriously, Chris would really have to work himself if he tries to find a job that he could try to latch on to like when he worked at Wendy's until he got fired. Even if he did get a job, he would have to work, taking breaks when permitted, following the rules and guidelines when working, and not creeping out co-workers and customers/clients.
would have to allow it. Even if allowed it, Chris would have to straighten himself out. Clean himself a warm shower for about three hours, visit the dentist who would put fillings in all of his teeth, groom his hair, fill out applications, and interact with people. Seriously, Chris would really have to work himself if he tries to find a job that he could try to latch on to like when he worked at Wendy's until he got fired. Even if he did get a job, he would have to work, taking breaks when permitted, following the rules and guidelines when working, and not creeping out co-workers and customers/clients.