Containment What If?

[cwcvillemayoress]

He'd sell it for vidya

 

[applecat]

Peeing in the tomgirl bathrooms would be a lot easier.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't know, but at least he wouldn't have to worry about it rolling away.

 

[butt in trouble]

He would write a message on it and toss at it random women. "Please return me to my owner or use me for your sizzling pleasure "

Or He would make some kind of carrying case for it out of legos and tape.

 

[pickleniggo]

I guess he'd be able to use it as a boomerang?

 

[cypocryphy]

I'd steal it and toss it in the Game Place.

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

He'd contribute very little to the community and not be receptive to feedback, as always. What little sympathy he gained from them (I could imagine him using his autism as a reason for not having kids in this scenario) will quickly go down the tubes as he treats it as he does any other community now.

 

[Thetan]

I recently watched the classic Twilight Zone episode 'It's a Good Life', and it got me wondering what Chris would be like if he had the same type of god-like mental powers as Anthony Fremont. Would he isolate Ruckersville and turn it into a real-life CWCville? Would he send all of the ]P to the cornfield?

Look at the way Chris runs CWCville as its mayor. Anthony controls the town of Peaksville Ohio in a similar way. He has complete control over everything and creates and destroys as he pleases.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_a_Good_Life_(The_Twilight_Zone)

 

[cypocryphy]

Re: What if Barbara remarried?

They'd now have 3-way cuddle time.

 

[Satoru182]

So you're asking what if had these powers when he was a child or if he get those powers now?

I think there is a "What if" only thread here somewhere. Some manajerk should merge this with the other.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

We could only hope someone would succeed in driving a fire poker through his head.

And I don't think I have to say it: there would be Sonichus and Rosechus all over the town, as well as other creatures Chris could think of. He'd also populate the town with his favorite cartoon and vidya characters.

Magichan would be redundant, because Chris would have the ability to watch people screw.

 

[Thetan]

I think there is a "What if" only thread here somewhere. Some manajerk should merge this with the other.

You're right. My bad...

 

[cubesandcubes]

That would make Chris a demiurge.

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

I think he'd somehow manage to drag Charlottesville into the mess too, because he'd have the power to do so (though maybe not the focus), and turn it into some huge, real-life CWCville. Whether or not it would be the idyllic, pre-trolls CWCville or not, I don't know. What with Chris' mentality now, I could see him trying to keep a tight leash on DA TROLLS, so it might resemble the CWCville of, say, Issue 10 too.

 

[cubesandcubes]

I think he'd somehow manage to drag Charlottesville into the mess too, because he'd have the power to do so (though maybe not the focus), and turn it into some huge, real-life CWCville. Whether or not it would be the idyllic, pre-trolls CWCville or not, I don't know. What with Chris' mentality now, I could see him trying to keep a tight leash on DA TROLLS, so it might resemble the CWCville of, say, Issue 10 too.

If Chris superimposed CWCville onto Charlottesville the result would be like something out of A Roadside Picnic. The whole area would become a heavily secured no-mans-land full of strange, dangerous artefacts and entities.

 

[Marvin]

Ruckersville is like an intersection and a strip mall or two. He'd take over Charlottesville and take over the game place.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Just yell "Don't think about cocks!" and then while he's trying to stop thinking about dicks you take him out.

 

[CalmMyTits]

All of his enemies/slanderous trolls would be royally fucked. Nuff said.

Keep in mind that if he had godlike mental powers, he wouldn't have to raise a hand or exert himself physically to commit revenge, so yeah we'd be fucked.

 

[Chaoslord]

Hey guys, thanks for the image of Chris being like Anthony! I never planned on getting any sleep today anyway!

 

[cypocryphy]

Living in Manhattan would be too much walking for Chris.