Containment What If?

[KatsuKitty]

dirty sludged exhaust

 

[Hyperion]

I hate to be that guy, but as Chris wears eye glasses, he is already technically speaking... a cyborg.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm sort of picturing Baron Harkonnen from the "Dune" movie, with the levitators.

 

[Long Sun]

Maybe he could become an officer who goes after the 'TROLLS" and by that i mean those online assholes who really hurt people

 

[Branchland Madness]

I doubt he could become a real cop! But maybe a cyberc-no wait that wouldn't work either....

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Chris would get fired on the first day of work due to how cowardly and lazy he is. But I'd like to see how Chris would act if he had to arrest someone, he would probably shit himself and run away.

 

[Taurine]

Simple enough, what if Chris entered a TV show or Cartoon?

Beavis & Butthead: Chris would think that Beavis and Butthead were actually cool and try to hang out with them all the time.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Could you imagine if he entered a show with a damsel in distress while he was dressed as a tomgirl?

Would the knights try to save him or would they all be like nah, not worth it.

 

[calicojack]

If he entered a reality TV show, he would most likely get embarrassed and shit his pants frequently. Could you imagine if Chris was on Jersey Shore?

 

[c-no]

Chris would try to heal himself of any heart aches, aside from that he might heal people in the name of Sonichu.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

What if Chris was in a horror movie? DCB, of course, but would the monster kill him or just troll him?

 

[cubesandcubes]

So let's say chris was in anime form but looked and behaved like his real life self, tried to bag himself a potential sweetheart that was a female anime character. Who would it be, what Manga/Anime is she from, and how what would the entire experience be like?

I'm gonna try to build a scenario. First, a few questions:

Are we talking Tomgirl Chris, or Classic Chris?

*Genre: High School Drama, Slice of life, shonen, shoujo, comedy or horror, ect... ?

Chris's POV, Girls POV, or third person? (or all?)

Time period/location: Is he in Japan during the Muromachi/Edo period? Or is he in Present day Tokyo/USA? (Or in the future? Hell I dont care! )

*Note: Feel free to choose more than one genre. (Except hentai. Because we all know that even in the Mango world, Chris wouldn't get any. Btt don't be afraid to throw in a yaoi curve ball. )

1. Classic Chris.

2. Genre: postapocalyptic scifi/horror.

3. Chris's point of view.

4. Postapocalyptic future, he's trying to attract cyborg girls.

Now, an Eva unit from Neon Genesis Evangelion IS a female cyborg, albeit ~150m tall, and one which contains a simulacrum of the mental patterns of the pilot's mother as a kind of "soul" AND, the setting of NGE is post-apocolyptic.
I wonder what kind of Eva pilot Chris would make. What kind of relationship would he have with Barb's "soul" within the Eva.
Would he experience a series of introspective interludes set on a bus or train? What would he talk to an aspect of himself or sonichu about?

 

[Stratochu]

Play the role of undercover jerkop and report the counterfeiting of products from other places (like the continued production of Ford Aerostars, Ford Escorts and Mitsubishi Mirages in numerous non-standard bodystyles in the CWCville auto factories that are run by niggo, ghey and tobacky smuggler labor, faking regular soda in the CWC Cola factories run the way of the car plants, and the vidya being made in CWCville against Nintendo, Sony, Majesco, Sega and other copyrights, then coup and hand over control of CWCville to NATO.

 

[snowkitten91]

Hm, if Chris tried to attract an Evangelion girl? Let's see...

Asuka would hate him, Rei would ignore him and the Nerv women in general (Misato, Ritsuko, Maya) would just find him too creepy and disgusting. On the other hand, I'm not really sure about how Mari would react to him.

Also, he would surely feel jealous of Kaji and consider him a JERK and accuse Kaworu of being a HOMO for his interest in Shinji.

 

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Let's say the McDonald's executive in charge of deciding what franchises to base Happy Meal toys on was surfing the net and came across the CWCki. He at first said "what the hell is this crap?!" like any sane person would, but then a loose pipe fell from the ceiling hitting him on the head.

Now in his brain damaged state, the executive decides that Sonichu would be perfect for a Happy meal. Next thing you know, Chris signs a deal with a very confused McDonald's, and Sonichu Happy Meals become a reality!

What would the toys be like?
What would the box be like?
What would the commercials be like?
Would this involve any special food items?
What would the reaction be?

 

[José Mourinho]

Toys: Sonichu, Rosechu, Chris, MLW & The Chaotic Combo figurines.
Box: Probably some images taken from the Sonichu comics.
Commercial: Most likely involving Family Guy-related humor. Probably involving Chris saying, "Hey, that reminds me of my Happy Meal set at McDonalds!" while him and the Sonichu squad fighting MLW.
Special food items: Macaroni and Cheese, anyone? Perhaps the label of foods would resemble Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Reaction: For some reason I feel that kids will actually buy it. Meanwhile, parents might be shocked if they did some research on this whole Sonichu thing.

 

[CatParty]

the meal would include half the menu

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Toys: Sonichu, Rosechu, Chris, hedgehog mode Chris with Curse-ye-ha-me-ha energy bolt action, Son-Chu with transforming action, naked Incredible Lioness Rosechu with jumping and faceraping play action.

Box: with an attraction sign and pictures of Chris on it.

Commercials: Chris would deliver a lengthy speech on how healthy McD is, afterwards his hedgehogs would make some sexualized jokes.

Food items: McSonichu = a larger Bigmac with 20 McNuggets and McRib sauce in it.
Rosechu Salad with extra low calories cuz girls need to stay thin.
CWC Orange Power Drink = goes down salty.

Reactions: Enraged letters from parents because of the sexual content and a very lengthy legal struggle with Sega and Nintendo.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

What would the toys be like?

Cheap Chinese made pieces of crap, possibly with lead paint.

What would the box be like?

A Sonichu medallion on a model who wouldn't resemble Chris at all, possibly a niggo.

What would the commercials be like?

Loud with a lot of bright colors, possibly live action and animation like with the cartoon Sonichu and Rosechu characters and the model who isn't Chris.

Would this involve any special food items?

Apple slices would be mandatory. Any other special items would require a consultation between Chris and Sonichu.

What would the reaction be?

Do I really have to say it? NUMBERS of PAIRS of

 

[Hyperion]

What would the toys be like?

The high light of the collection would be a junior sized McDildo so that young sweetbolts could practice molesting themselves, along with an instructional video from the manbaby himself demonstrating proper use.

What would the box be like?

Covered in pictures of Sonichu of course, but with varying designs based on the month. Black History month, for instance, could feature a series of hand drawn originals featuring Chris's warped and caricatured view of African-Americans. Chris would use this as a chance to show off his new electric yiffhog, Sambochu, a NIGGO type pokemon.

What would the commercials be like?

Chris decrying homosexual influences at other fast food establishments, and reassuring parents that his meals will help their children STAY STRAIGHT. The commercials would be a hit in the Bible belt.

Would this involve any special food items?

A packet of "special ingredient" to spice up the extra large orange Fanta that comes free with every meal.

What would the reaction be?

Chris would be given his own news hour on Fox News. He would endlessly rail against LIBERAL HOMOS, except for Rachel Maddow, because DYKES.