Containment What If?

[littlebiscuits]

We are actually seeing this exact situation with Sammy.

 

[Thieving FireJERK]

He's not able to claim that now, doesn't stop him though.

 

[LordCustos3]

A pungent little snack...

Chris x Selene, the Black Queen of The Inner Circle

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris x Asenath Waite

 

[Chris'Dog'sPissStain]

Like the Vic Fontaine quote near the end of Deep Space Nine Season 7's It's Only a Paper Moon.

 

[Arkangel]

He'd Shit himself and do nothing?

 

[CatParty]

His head is hollow

 

[A-Stump]

Anything he said would finally have a percussive impact in a conversation

 

[Pikonic]

Snare drums don't like getting penetrated because they are SSTT-RRAA-IIGHT!

 

[heavydoom]

What would have happened if the gal-pals started to hang around Chris in real-life, instead of rejecting him en masse during the facebook 'gal-pal' reunion of 2013? How long would it take for the inevitable rejection and what hilarious hi-jinx would happen? Would he had shown up at family dinners and bitch at their JERK husbands for taking all the pretty girls and leaving none for him?

Would he try to give their children good will cast offs of busted up transformers toys? Would he ever leave their houses if invited?

 

[Batman]

Wouldn't happen. Like you said, they have children to think about.

 

[heavydoom]

 

[MrTroll]

It would be a very short reunion because they share no common interests or pursuits. They are adults with mostly adult concerns and he is a child who spends his days playing with Pokeymans and My Little Ponies and Legos.

 

[CatParty]

they'd invite him out and he'd murder them

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

what if chris smoked pot?

or god help us, what if he did cocaine?

 

[Mourning Dove]

More asspats?

 

[Xarpho]

Long before CWC was proven to be a real, true person and honestly thought Sonichu was the best idea since sliced bread, what if "Christian Weston Chandler" and "Sonichu" was the brainchild of a slightly overweight but otherwise perfectly normal person who created Sonichu to be a parody of similar fan fiction crossovers, deftly skewering Nintendo and Sega fanboys?

 

[waffle]

Chris on coke would rock so hard. Can you imagine all the aggression and yelling about trolls?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

They'd be nice to him for a little bit, but then they'd take out their smart phones and Google what he's been up to for the last 14 years. They learn about and , among other things, and then turn on him.

Chris runs out of the McD's crying like a baby.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: What if Waterhead was Chris instead of Chris being Chris

Whose to say THAT GUY isn't Chris from a parallel universe trying to slide back to Earth Prime?

So one of Chris' curse-me-ya-me-ha's actually ruptured reality. THAT GUY is thus Autist-El, and Chris is Autist-Prime. Works for me.

I'd say Ian Brandon Anderson is Bizarro Liquid Chris.
THAT GUY is Eradicator Superman.
Anna is Parasite.
A-Log is Lex Luthor.
Compy Rex is Darkseid.
Alec Benson Leary is Brainiac.
Brooklyn Bailiff is Kalabak.
Hulk Hogan is....well, Hulk Hogan...who is kinda a superhero already.
CatParty is Silver Banshee.
Bluespike is Funky Flashman.
The Internet itself is like The Anti-Monitor, after it has eaten several billion universes already.

...and I....I dunno. I might be some lameass from the Silver Age, like Blackrock or The Prankster.

Speaking of Oubliettes...

Speaking of Oubliettes....

Meet Oubliette Midas, aka The Exterminatrix.


Unlike Selene or Asenath, he might survive meeting her....until she grows bored with him.