Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an action figure?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was an action figure?

AMAZING KUNG POO GRIP *Frrrpt*
OVER 7 DIFFERENT PHRASES! 'JULAAAAAAAAAAAAY' 'SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!'
ONLY $150 or 2 Q-sands!

 

[RalphDaytona]

What if Chris went on the Price is Right, and his game involved a jar of pickles?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris grew his medallion business and he hired a consultant to come in to help him improve customer service and the consultant showed Chris this video?

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris was an action figure?

It would melt in someone's hoard-caused house fire.

Spoiler

But you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was an action figure?

The Kung-Fu grip would be attached to Barb's titties.

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris grew his medallion business and he hired a consultant to come in to help him improve customer service and the consultant showed Chris this video?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ISJ1V8vBiiI

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Bob and Barb were twenty/twenty five years younger when they had Chris?

 

[EI 903]

What if Bob and Barb were twenty/twenty five years younger when they had Chris?

He'd have been raised by younger shitty parents in a world harsher towards the mentally off. It's actually an interesting thing to think about.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob and Barb were twenty/twenty five years younger when they had Chris?

That'd mean a lesser chance of Chris having been born disabled (?)

Edit: What if Bob and Barb weren't Chris' real parents and merely adopted him?

 

[CWCissey]

That'd mean a lesser chance of Chris having been born disabled (?)

Edit: What if Bob and Barb weren't Chris' real parents and merely adopted him?

Then the failings of the American foster care system would become apparent. (I'm sure I answered this question before in the exact same manner!)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What if Barb remarried?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Barb remarried?

She already did. She's married to her Hoard till death do them apart.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb remarried?

I'd pity the fool who would marry Barb. But really, I'd be curious to know how Chris would react.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I'd pity the fool who would marry Barb. But really, I'd be curious to know how Chris would react.

"Y-You'll never be Robert Chandler! So there! Hmmph!"

 

[GS 281]

I'd pity the fool who would marry Barb. But really, I'd be curious to know how Chris would react.

What if Chris had a loving, caring, over-bearing step father who tried to encourage his interests? Him and Chris could go to the local game stores together and spray the workers with that bear spray that Dog the Bounty Hunter carries.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I'd pity the fool who would marry Barb. But really, I'd be curious to know how Chris would react.

I used to joke about him being insanely jealous. But post-fire, I think Chris would appreciate the freedom from his q-sand duties.

 

[Henry Bemis]

So, to assume the worst happens: Chris gets the book thrown at him, no leniency, and he goes off to jail for a long, long time, long enough for the tugboat to finally sail off. Barb has no choice but to go find a decent-ish minimum-wage job.

How much would the Chandlers' status as minor local weirdos impact her chances of being hired. Or, putting that issue aside, what about her many health issues?

 

[Marvin]

Or, putting that issue aside, what about her many health issues?

I don't think you can discriminate against people because of their age when you're hiring people.

 

[Blueberry]

So, to assume the worst happens: Chris gets the book thrown at him, no leniency, and he goes off to jail for a long, long time, long enough for the tugboat to finally sail off. Barb has no choice but to go find a decent-ish minimum-wage job.

How much would the Chandlers' status as minor local weirdos impact her chances of being hired. Or, putting that issue aside, what about her many health issues?

Wal Mart Greeter is the only thing I can think of