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What if Chris has to single-handedly plan Barb's funeral?
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- 14 Kwi 2014
He'd probably try to get into her pants, to be quite honest. She is a woman after all. To be quite fair, given his lack of facial recognition and the fact the he probably hasn't seen her in decades, it's doubtful he would even recognize her, but assuming he did? He'd probably come up with some twisted logic about how she was innocent and pure because she's a woman, and maybe use the autism card to try and get into bed with her. Or just fucking guilt trip her. God forbid he ever learn that trick, because he could probably mooch pity sex out of a white knight or two.
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- 5 Paź 2015
She'd be too old to spawn Crystal Asperia Chandler, so no new sweetheart saga?
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- 22 Paź 2017
What if a temptress manipulated Chris into seeing Sonichu for what it really is?
Perhaps more severe now, given the GameStop ordeal.
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- 28 Gru 2014
What if Chris were to try smoking weed?
I mean, he did try alcohol after what he said in the Future Message (allegedly due to influence of The Simpsons). And there's also a weed-related episode of The Simpsons as well.
I mean, he did try alcohol after what he said in the Future Message (allegedly due to influence of The Simpsons). And there's also a weed-related episode of The Simpsons as well.
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- 6 Kwi 2015
I like to think he would spend at least a month in jail next time.
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- 13 Lut 2015
I'd prefer to see Chris try like, five grams of mushrooms. It's not going to happen, but can you just imagine what that'd do to his perception of reality?
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- 25 Lut 2013
He would survive through sheer dumb luck.
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- 28 Gru 2014
What if Chris laid his greasy little hands on a Death Note?
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- 6 Kwi 2015
He'd get caught easily after writing down his enemies names.
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- 28 Gru 2014
What if some ween would become Liquid Barb?
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- 25 Lut 2013
He would first sign it to claim it as his own.
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- 26 Wrz 2017
What would Chris do if an electromagnetic pulse affected his house, disabling his electronics?
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- 28 Gru 2014
He'd try building a power station out of Legos.
What if Chris was one of the two robots from Daft Punk?
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- 26 Wrz 2017
I thought up 3 possible endings:
- Sonichu #10 is enacted in real-life, because Chris accidentally drew the comic on the Death Note. @Alec Benson Leary & co die at the hands of Sonichu & co.
- The call out saga becomes the Shinigami saga. Many unsuspecting lolcows die on the same day, the Farms have to make a viking funeral for them.
- Nothing happens because Chris writes aliases like Clyde Cash or Man in the pickle suit in the death note, then uploads a video complaining about it.
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- 28 Gru 2014
He already did Giant Penis Comic. Does that count?
Also, what if Chris really had a giant penis and a background-sucking testicle with speed lines growing out of it, just like in the comic?
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- 27 Paź 2017
What if Barb got an abortion?