Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) was obsessed with Mario's career instead of the color of Sonic's ams?

 

[Molo]

It's the same kind of fascination that people have for Ed Wood movies, Henry Darger's writing or William McGonagall poetry. It's utterly bizarre and fascinating, but at the same time it's something with a fairly limited appeal. Basically, what I'm getting at is that Chris has a cult following - a small but devoted community who got together because they wanted to discuss this strange man and couldn't elsewhere. It's like The Room, but more autistic.

Are you implying William mcgonagall was a bad poet

 

[ON 190]

Are you implying William mcgonagall was a bad poet

Fight fight fight fight!

 

[PlasticOwls]

What if Chris never found a sweetheart and had to write a will?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris accidentally hit Barb with his car while trying to run over Snyder?

 

[Male Soul]

What if Chris and John Walker Flynt met in the mid-2000's?

 

[heymate]

What if Hurricane Irma stayed a hurricane long enough to reach Ruckersville and 14 Branchland Court?

 

[Bord]

What if Jessica Quinn isn't a troll?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Hurricane Irma stayed a hurricane long enough to reach Ruckersville and 14 Branchland Court?

If it stayed a category fuckshitup then that would be proof that there is a god

 

[Antipathy]

What if Hurricane Irma stayed a hurricane long enough to reach Ruckersville and 14 Branchland Court?

The hoard's incredible mass should cause it to rebound, causing more damage to Florida.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris was a Star Wars geek instead of a brony?

 

[nad7155]

What if Chris was a Star Wars geek instead of a brony?

Same lame mindset, just a different obsession.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Hurricane Irma stayed a hurricane long enough to reach Ruckersville and 14 Branchland Court?

14BC would look much tidier.

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris and John Walker Flynt met in the mid-2000's?

Who dat?

 

[Picklechu]

Who dat?

Pre-op Brianna Wu.

 

[Rupin]

What if we could all hang with Chris in the year 2000 time warp?

 

[ON 190]

What if we could all hang with Chris in the year 2000 time warp?

I would be arrested for beating him with the nearest wooden object and screaming "SONICHU IS FUCKING AWFUL MY GOD DIE DIE DIE"

Which I, of course, would mean in the kindest way possible.

 

[2al]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-chris-wrote-my-immortal.2820/

 

[Broseph]

What if we could all hang with Chris in the year 2000 time warp?

It would be a very depressing moment where we would tell Chris that he is doomed to become a genetic dead end because of his parents failing to mold him into a responsible adult, which means he will never be gainfully employed, he will never be able to support himself, and he will never find a sweetheart.

And Chris would just say: "Well, I, uh still git ta play wit ma legos and transformers tho right?"

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a penguin?