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- 12 Paź 2016
What if Chris swapped lives with a random kiwi for a week? How screwed would that kiwi be when he got back to his own life and would he do anything to try to help Chris with his limited time (like destroying part of the Hoard)?
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- 13 Sie 2016
He'd steal a pizza and they'd smother him to death with their gunts.
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris got promoted to manager in McDonalds?
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- 12 Paź 2016
A customer would give him some fistful fries because they got made wrong.
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- 10 Lip 2015
What if Chris worked as a janitor?
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- 27 Kwi 2015
He'd either quit or be fired within the first week.
(Also, "he'd do it for free" joke)
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris was the embodiment of Twitter?
He'd "tweet" himself and do nothing
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- 1 Lip 2014
"They're not girlfriends from the ground out! They're FAT! I'm thin!"
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- 3 Cze 2016
What if Chris fell in love with the "Little Dutch Girl"?
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- 27 Kwi 2015
Depends on the Kiwi.
The kiwi could do anything from getting Chris a full time job and cleaning his shit to calling up Snyder and all the famous Christorical figures to troll them to killing Chris' body with suicide.
IDK what Chris would do, but it would most likely fuck the kiwi up.
If he went into a dude's body, if he found out that he was a troll he'd call the police on himself and be laughed at.
If he was a chick he'd go out and try to pick up lesbians.
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- 16 Mar 2014
Then she'd be his "little bitch girl".
Merry Chris-mas.
Garfieldchu
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- 5 Paź 2015
He'd edit everything to make him look more favorable, then lock it all.
What if Chris joined an adult kickball team?
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- 12 Paź 2016
Everyone would play Kick the Autistic (in the balls)
What if Chris was a diehard lover of the Mega Bloks brand and hated LEGO with the ferocity he defends Sony and hates Microsoft?
What if Chris was a diehard lover of the Mega Bloks brand and hated LEGO with the ferocity he defends Sony and hates Microsoft?
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- 16 Mar 2014
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- 27 Maj 2015
What if Chris became one of Santa's elves?
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- 10 Lip 2015
He wouldn't do any work, steal as many toys as he could, get diabetes from eating nothing but cookies, and Santa would bring him back wearing nothing but a butt garment as a "gift" for Barb.