Containment What If?

[sparklemilhouse]

What if Chris gets in trouble again at another store? What do you think his crime would be this time?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What if he hooked up with Rosechu? Would Sonichu disown him as his "father"?

As Sonichu is a creation of Chris' mind, he would no doubt encourage his father in whatever depravity he wanted to carry out. Rosechu herself would have no say in the matter.

Crap, now I'm thinking about them ganging up and having an orgy with her.

 

[1nomadcowatbk1]

They issue amber alerts for kids and silver alerts for seniors, what kind of alert would they issue for Chris?

 

[Judge Holden]

They issue amber alerts for kids and silver alerts for seniors, what kind of alert would they issue for Chris?

The brown alert

 

[Arkangel]

I'd feel sorry for the kidnappers.

 

[1nomadcowatbk1]

I'd feel sorry for the kidnappers.

just like the episode where Beavis and Butt-head "kidnap" Stewart for concert ticket money

 

[mst3kluv]

 

[Kosher Dill]

 

[CatParty]

Good.

 

[Jackolantern]

That's scarily possible. Barb insists they get buried in the same grave. So they can spoon for eternity.

 

[José Mourinho]

What if Chris gets in trouble again at another store? What do you think his crime would be this time?

Probably banned again and made a Facebook post raging about it.

It will be the point which the kidnappers regret doing so.

 

[Batman]

Usually in these situations when the kidnappers either get the ransom or realise they can't get the ransom, they kill their victim and try to run before the police catch them.

 

[José Mourinho]

Chris X Sailor Moon.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I think he'd graffiti again.

 

[exball]

Hopefully he'd die.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Instead of calling for a ransom, the kidnappers would be trying to pay people to take him off their hands.

 

[Doge]

I've got a trusted galpal who could voice Rosechu.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Autistic alert.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Since Bob was named "Jr", what if Chris was named "Robert Franklin Chandler III?"

Obviously the thing with God & the Bear wouldn't have happened, meaning Chris would've believed less in those silly miracles.

 

[Pikonic]

Since Bob was named "Jr", what if Chris was named "Robert Franklin Chandler III?"

Obviously the thing with God & the Bear wouldn't have happened, meaning Chris would've believed less in those silly miracles.

RFC wouldn't have the same ring that CWC has, it'd be pronounced "Riffck". His fictional world might have just been Robbville, also all the changes that would come with him being RFC, like three types of quarters, and a villain called Reldnahc Nilknarf Trebor (pretty sure there was actually a Trebor in the comic, he'd be known as maybe "false Robert")

That's the comic, IRL I don't think it'd make a huge difference.