Containment What If?

[CatParty]

none at all

 

[Alex Jones]

none at all

as a matter of fact, one could theorize that Chris would shit himself if the two were to meet


probably because that's what would happen

 

[Pikonic]

What will happen when Barb dies?
Why doesn't Chris like Minecraft?
What if Chris got a job?
Can Chris swim?
What if Chris saw this video, [insert video here]
What if you and Chris switched bodies?
How will Chris celebrate [insert holiday here]?

What if Henry Bemis, Null, Compy, Brooklyn, Surtur, Freecell, Smokedaddy, and Champ were at the Pizza Party too?

Spoiler

people who can lock this

 

[RetardBus]

Mr. Ford would bring Chris to a debate and set him loose on everyone to tard rage about DA HOMOS. He and Chris would then smoke crack and Barb freaks out when Chris comes home acting weirder than usual.

 

[CatParty]

what if chris read this book and used its recipes at teh pizza party lolololololol
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/148122 ... ustdrea-20

 

[Pikonic]

What if Chris got a job at Dominoes/CiCi's/Pizza Hut/Papa Gino's/Papa John's/Little Caesar's, [insert your favorite local pizza place here]?
Discuss.

 

[exball]

What if Chris got a job at Dominoes/CiCi's/Pizza Hut/Papa Gino's/Papa John's/Little Caesar's, [insert your favorite local pizza place here]?
Discuss.

All customers catch autism.

 

[Chris'Dog'sPissStain]

I don't think he'd mind much, pally. Chris is used to living in hot places.

 

[Mr. 0]

He'd still have his mommy, and the beagles, and the hunger mythos

 

[CatParty]

he'd burn it down

 

[RetardBus]

"What if Chris puts anchovies on his pizza"

What if Chris WAS a pizza?

"Sorry man, your pizza's going to be delivered 30 minutes late due to DIRTY, CRAPPED CHEESE."

 

[spaps]

Chris would become scared of Rob Ford, who's clearly jacked up on cocaine, and run.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I hope OP is referring to Hell, Michigan. If not

 

[pickleniggo]

He had to move from hell last weekend.

 

[exball]

It would be clean at least.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

I hope OP is referring to Hell, Michigan. If not

Damn you beat me to it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

Actually, Hell, MI is a pretty small village, not all the different from Ruckersville. He could even drive about 15 minutes and end up at Ann Arbor, and set up his attraction sign near the Big House at the University of Michigan.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Chris is on the road to Hell

 

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Chris meets Rob Ford.

Rob Ford sees Chris in his tomgirl finest, calls Chris a queer (or whatever term Ford would use)

Chris would go into Level 1 Tard rage.

Rob Ford enjoys Chris' spastic act, begins to bully Chris more.

Chris enters Level 2 Tard rage, shits himself and throws a Curse-ye-ha-ma-ha.

Rob Ford is not fazed, and proababy tackles/ bitchslaps Chris to adhere his dominance.

Nearby film crew takes footage.

News reports Rob Ford attacking the mentally handicapped, igniting the ire of a million asspatters of the world.

Chris gets international recognition, squanders all pity and sympathy he garners within a week.

 

[Pikonic]

What if the fire turns out to be really minor?

Like, what if it caused minor structural damage? We know it started in the bathroom and we know the news was told it went through the roof, but what if it only went to the roof, like along the outside of the house or something?

What if Chris is just trolling us?

You give Chris way too much credit.
Even if the fire was minor, the water damage from putting it out is still a bitch.

 

[Some JERK]

Hitler and Satan would leave.