Containment What If?
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- 14 Lis 2015
It would inevitably turn out to be filled with weens.
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- 3 Lut 2013
I wouldn't blame her.
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Barb kicked out Chris from 14BC?
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- 6 Kwi 2015
He'll claim that he doesn't need Barb and that he can do fine on his own, and that's when the homeless saga begins.
What if Chris got a job at a Lego factory?
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- 9 Lut 2013
She'd declare bankruptcy in three months.
UTAU-iisms&&shit
kiwifarms.net
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- 7 Sie 2016
What if Chris was a wizard this whole time and went to go to Hogwarts?
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- 9 Gru 2015
He probably would've barely been above the level of being a Squib, and would've likely been expelled for trying to enter the girl's dormitory one too many times.
What if Chris was a werewolf?
normankrasner
kiwifarms.net
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- 22 Lut 2014
what if Chris(tine) and Barb took better care of the pets?
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- 20 Maj 2014
Chris would have to deal with those fees, and we still wouldn't bother to remember most of their names.
normankrasner
kiwifarms.net
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- 22 Lut 2014
what if Bob collected 8 track tapes?
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- 14 Lip 2016
They would hog him to themselves, he'd shit himself and do nothing, and would expect McD's and asspats from them everyday.
The Other Chandler
kiwifarms.net
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- 30 Sty 2015
To be fair I'd pay money to see a reality show where Chris and Mary Lee Walsh share an apartment.
The Other Chandler
kiwifarms.net
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- 30 Sty 2015
It would be a short game.
normankrasner
kiwifarms.net
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- 22 Lut 2014
what if Chris(tine) joined the sovereign citizen movement?
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- 9 Sie 2015
He would misunderstand its purpose and say "Am I being detained?" to anyone that talks to him.
McDonald's Clerk: Okay, That'll be $7.50.
Chris: Am I being detained?
Clerk: What?
Chis: Am I being detained? (pays money)
Clerk: Your food would be ready soon.
Chris: AM I Being Detained?
Clerk: Next!
(some time later)
Other employee: Here your order.
Chris: Am I being detained?
worker: Well you didn't order this to go, and we won't let you leave with that tray.
Chris: (has no idea why he said that) ... Am I being-
worker: NEXT!
(as Chris eats, he stares at a group of teenage girls)
Girl 1: Stop staring, you creep!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 2: Well, no one's stopping you from leaving
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 1: No, Go Away!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 3: Get Lost! or I'll call the cops!
(Chris backs off, but decides to follow them when they leave)
Girl 2: Stop following us you fat creepy stalker!
Chris: Am I being detained?
(girls call 911)
Police: Is there a problem here?
Chris: Am I being detained?
Police: Oh, not this shit again!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Clerk: What?
Chis: Am I being detained? (pays money)
Clerk: Your food would be ready soon.
Chris: AM I Being Detained?
Clerk: Next!
(some time later)
Other employee: Here your order.
Chris: Am I being detained?
worker: Well you didn't order this to go, and we won't let you leave with that tray.
Chris: (has no idea why he said that) ... Am I being-
worker: NEXT!
(as Chris eats, he stares at a group of teenage girls)
Girl 1: Stop staring, you creep!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 2: Well, no one's stopping you from leaving
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 1: No, Go Away!
Chris: Am I being detained?
Girl 3: Get Lost! or I'll call the cops!
(Chris backs off, but decides to follow them when they leave)
Girl 2: Stop following us you fat creepy stalker!
Chris: Am I being detained?
(girls call 911)
Police: Is there a problem here?
Chris: Am I being detained?
Police: Oh, not this shit again!
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris lived in Chinatown?