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What if Chris sold all his hair on ebay?
 
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What if Chris had the ability to manipulate time itself?
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He would go back in time from the first through the third of each month and try to con himself out of tugboat money by telling his past self that Barb asked him to do it. After he found out that draining himself financially is a bad idea, he would escape to a thousand years into the future. In the future, Chris will find a pair of lesbians and will tell them that he is totally what lesbians looked like 1,000 years ago, only to have them brandish futuristic mace. Discouraged, Chris will return to 1982 during Barb's pregnancy and try to crawl back inside the womb, with disastrous results.
 
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The old Inside Gaming Youtube channel had a series done in Sims 3 called "The Cunt Life." Purposeful or not, the main character was basically Chris-Chan.

At one point, they accidentally found a time machine, sent him to the future, where he met his descendants, stole their stuff, sold it, and then went back to his own time.

Given Chris' increasingly shady e-begging, I don't think it's that much of a stretch.
 
If there was a Squirtle at the Gamestop that he got kicked out of, Chris would be retarded enough to go back in there to try to catch it.
 
Sgt_Maul: ah man, that threat is stupid and melty is stupid for making it

too scared to say it to your face
 
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