Containment What If?

[Picklepower]

On second thought, I think for the chance to get info, and well, actually meet the guy, I would sacrifice some of my dignity, and go to a pub with him. I'd make sure its a bar with Karaoke so Chris can do his thing.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

What if Chris went vegan?

He'd become a true and honest social justice warrior?

I'm a year older, a mom, and already have a JERK. So I'm lucky to make Gal-Pal status.

With that in mind, I'd let him come along on one of our pub crawls. Having a big and protective boyfriend will take care of whatever my disqualifying factors don't, so I'd get some drinks. In the name of investigative journalism.

 

[The Dude]

He already believes lesbians can be converted and that he has the ability to turn them straight. [cwc]Jackie E-mails 25[/cwc]

If Kevin Smith movies have taught me anything it's that hot lesbians just need a good deep dicking to set them "straight ". That's how it works, right?

 

[Stoney Cobb]

What if Chris got sprayed by a despair squid from Red Dwarf?

Would he even notice? His life is pretty depressing as it is. Maybe it would be the exact same except his PsTriple was broke or something.

I imagine if I got sprayed by the despair squid I'd wake up as chris and the life I'm living now was just a dream. How horrifying...

 

[Pikonic]

He already believes lesbians can be converted and that he has the ability to turn them straight. [cwc]Jackie E-mails 25[/cwc]

His fantasies are dull.

OT but I saw this:

I am happy to hear your praise for my Tomgirlish ways. Yes, I have thought of getting a pair of heels; I will be doing that soon enough too; also a denim skirt. It will be about mid-next-week when I get the tattoo.

Did he mean a real tattoo, or his felt tip marker tattoo.

 

[CatParty]

Dressing up is a denim skirt.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

So as we all know, Family Guy killed Brian off. And as we all know, Chris believes cartoon characters actually exist in an alternate reality that apparently he can have access to (or feels like he should have access too at least.) And as we all know, Chris has a huge boner for Meg.

So, given Chris's already depressive state, what would've happened if Meg were to be the one who kicked the bucket? Would he do more than just make a whiny ALL CAPS facebook post about it?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

He would yell at the Grim Reaper that he is causing him more . Damnit, isn't it enough that he loses his dad? Now he loses his imaginary heartsweet from the ground-up! Clearly the Reaper and Seth McFarlane are trolling him.

 

[Hyperion]

 

[Judge Holden]

He would run naked through the streets of ruckersville screaming in horror while slapping his pickle against every car in his path, anally violate a postman, and then spontaniously combust due to all the grease on his hair and skin.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

He'd return to YouTube and give 'em what for.

 

[Foulmouth]

Well, chris is zombie obsessed these days so I think he'd still do her.

 

[Trombonista]

ALL CAPS Facebook post complete with Megan/Snyder cursing.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

ALL CAPS Facebook post complete with Megan/Snyder cursing.

I was going to mention "Bitch about it on Facebook and blame the DANG DIRTY TROLLS". Though I wasn't taking the 'Megan/Snyder cursing' thing into account.

 

[Picklepower]

I know this is about what Chris's reaction would be, but I gotta say, the show would be better off, no more repetitive "Meg jokes" and the best recent episodes, were the ones where Brian and Stewie go on crazy adventures. Like I skipped a bunch of eps cuz the show has gone down hill, but I made sure to watch the Brian and Stewie eps cuz those are actually funny.

 

[Coldgrip]

He already believes lesbians can be converted and that he has the ability to turn them straight. [cwc]Jackie E-mails 25[/cwc]

His fantasies are dull.

OT but I saw this:

I am happy to hear your praise for my Tomgirlish ways. Yes, I have thought of getting a pair of heels; I will be doing that soon enough too; also a denim skirt. It will be about mid-next-week when I get the tattoo.

Did he mean a real tattoo, or his felt tip marker tattoo.

I'm sure he fantasized about getting a real tattoo, but tattoos cost money and are can be painful. So he settled for some sort of Slaaneshi cutey mark on his ass.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

I know Chris has an ailing mother to take care of, so moving out is probably out of the question for him, for now at least. But what if he finally packed up, found an apartment with some housing commision to get cheap low-income living conditions, like a small apartment?

 

[CatParty]

Re: What if Chris moved into a house or apartment by himself

It'd burn down

 

[A-Stump]

Re: What if Chris moved into a house or apartment by himself

He would be compelled to make a hoard of his own.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Re: What if Chris moved into a house or apartment by himself

He would soon find the landlord to be Coldhearted and Mean when his rent payment is due, after spending much of it on vidya.