Containment What If?

[Naxra]

I hope at least one is Bob.

Would Patti count as "a dead American"?

 

[Some JERK]

anyone who died in 9-11.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Chances are the weens would all get caught and get full blame. If they are stupid enough to think burning a building down and likely get caught and convicted, is a amazingly elaborate plan to troll Chris into getting arrested, I can't imagine them being competent enough to cover their tracks properly.

 

[derpi]

Re: What if Tiffany contacts Chris, and really lets him have

Tiffany is awarded the status of Troll Empress, a notch above Megan's title of Queen of the Trolls.
Walsh becomes Troll Duchess.
Wal-mart manager becomes a Lady in Waiting.

 

[SodomyRocket]

^ we should get a kick starter together so we can get Chris a tomgirl rifle and the shooting myself in the foot saga will begin.

 

[derpi]

But GUNS ARE EXPENSIVE!
I can't imagine him spending money on a rifle when he could use that money for vidya :/
Not to mention spending on the license to hunt
And ammunition
And all the fun little accessories that go along with hunting ._.

 

[Caddchef]

George Washington, after the trial he would immediately travel through time and surrender to the British.

 

[Saney]

Ryan Cash and Mike Jackson for sure.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

The TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville: BILLY MAYS

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, The Hulkster would say the Big Boss Man would be the bailiff. God rest his soul, brother.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Due to a clerical error, Bob's dad, Robert Franklin Chandler Seinor, is summoned.

He is deeply disappointed that CWC is his lineage. He reminds himself to slap his son silly.

 

[Saney]

Due to a clerical error, Bob's dad, Robert Franklin Chandler Seinor, is summoned.

He is deeply disappointed that CWC is his lineage. He reminds himself to slap his son silly.

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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Pikonic]

anyone who died in 9-11.

And the Trail of Tears.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Megan Schroeder's sense of blissful innocence.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I've always wondered how come no retarded WEENER has done what's essentially pretty easy, break into 14BLC and cause some sort of havoc.

Obviously, this isn't a smart thing to do law-wise, but it's pretty amusing to me to imagine how Chris or Barb would react to having one of those dang, dirty trolls in their precious abode.

 

[Pikonic]

One thing I love about Chris is his relationship with police, I brought this up in the leak thread about how he now has no jerkops in CWCville and zero respect for them in the real world. If weens broke into 14bc you know he'd hid under the hoard and crying into his cell phone about how the nice police men need to get to his house NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

 

[CWCissey]

One of three options

1. Chris forgets that there are no police officers in CWCVille and calls the JERKops.
2. The intruder is eaten by the horde
3. The intruder is caught and gets a new little spoon, in a fate worse than death.

All will be met with lots of STRESS sighs and

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Did I not post this in the proper forum?

Sorry, my mistake

 

[Pinhead]

Chris would shit the bed and hide underneath a pile of teddies.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the intruder would get pinned by the horde and die from bed bug bites