Containment What If?

[Charon]

He'd wear himself out, crap his briefs, crash into slumber, and forget about the contest when wakes him up to go get q-sands.

 

[Meeko]

SHORYUKEN!

You know, when I hear "SHORYUKEN!" now, I can't help but picture that guy shouting it before trying to mount a girl from behind.

http://geekologie.com/2010/05/shoryuken-arguably-the-most-im.php

 

[Cardboard]

 

[Wall of Originals]

He would enter, lose, then rage against the winner in youtube videos. We might even be lucky enough to see him shake his ass again! ]P

 

[hopietan]

Makes me wonder that once she rather dies or somehow (unlikely) kicks Chris out of the horde, if that he will start placing all blame on her why he has no social life or sweetheart from the ground up.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

What if Chris got sprayed by a despair squid from Red Dwarf?

 

[c-no]

What if Chris was like Fatman and made videos of him eating on YouTube? Would the trolls laugh or be grossed out?

He made a video of himself eating a microwaved pizza once, and I recall that it was rather revolting.

I remember someone on the chat (I think it was Katsu) leaving a link to a video of fatman and his undies that were . It would be much more revolting if Chris had done that, showing his rather than eating a microwaved pizza.

 

[Pikonic]

Makes me wonder that once she rather dies or somehow (unlikely) kicks Chris out of the horde, if that he will start placing all blame on her why he has no social life or sweetheart from the ground up.

Unlikely, since he doesn't blame bob, he'd just add ghost barb to his hellish army.

 

[c-no]

I'd punch him in the head. The force of my punch should be enough to jog his brain into turning him into a functional, contributing member of society rather than a fat, lazy man.

If there were ever a book about Chris in non-fiction form, it would probably cover much of his antics, from run-ins with jerkops to making his Lego high school. It might also cover other figures in his life such as Megan, Snyder, Clyde Cash and the like.

 

[Judge Holden]

The combination of a transvestite overweight disabled manchild culturally appropriating black dance would cause the heads of all SJWs who witness it to explode, thus ensuring the tedious scourge of the social justice warrior is exterminated forevermore and making chris a hero to the internet and a savior of all spergs

 

[CatParty]

human poo sprinkler

 

[Meeko]

Yeah... I do have to say that I'm a little uncomfortable with this thread. It's a "what if" but it also kind of came off as A-Log-ish to me.

 

[exball]

Yeah... I do have to say that I'm a little uncomfortable with this thread. It's a "what if" but it also kind of came off as A-Log-ish to me.

It's a joke.

 

[Meeko]

Actually... I could see a book about Chris doing relatively well depending on how it was approached. If someone wanted to do a book about trolling on the internet, Chris would be a prime example of what not to do and of how far some people would be willing to go for the lulz. Seriously, if Chris had been female, odds are that he'd have been plastered all over the news like Jessi Slaughter.

The problem with a lot of media about trolling and online bullying is that much of it tends to portray the trolled person as someone who didn't really do anything wrong other than just be different. Chris would probably open up a few eyes as to how some people somewhat pursue the trolling attempts. It'd also show how despite some parents' claims that they care and monitor their children (and Chris's mentality would qualify him as a child in the eyes of many), that ultimately most of them fail to really enforce any sort of effective ban or monitoring. Chris is pretty much the poster child for how most parents monitor their children and how bad it can honestly get.

I'm actually a little surprised that the media hasn't decided to run a story on Chris. I know that him being a pretty disgusting person to look at would dissuade many from feeling sorry for him, but ultimately that's sort of exactly why a story would need to be run. A lot of trolling continues because someone thinks that the person in question brought it on them to some extend ala Chris.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Also, I think a book about Chris would be akin to an autistic Notes from Underground. I mean the protagonist in that book also is misanthropic, lives in a shitty house, and invites a prostitute over!

 

[Pikonic]

All this talk about the PS4 got me wondering. What if Chris does not buy one or receive one for any reason? What will he do when his steady supply of PS3 content stops all together? Will he complain that Sony stopped releasing DLC for the PS3? Or will he be sensible and work through his unplayed and unfinished digital hoard?

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Yeah... I do have to say that I'm a little uncomfortable with this thread. It's a "what if" but it also kind of came off as A-Log-ish to me.

It's a joke.

The horrendous joke is that nobody's actually punching Chris at this very moment. Come on guys, get it together, local thugs don't hire themselves.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't have a POOPS3, but I think PSN itself is staying the same, right? Chris will be able to keep buying Vita games and TV episodes as usual. Don't worry, there's still plenty for the tugboat to tug.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Then good on him for saving money.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Where's my Life Upgrade upgraded?!!?!??!?!; Sony Basically Promised To upgrade my Life from Day One