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- 16 Mar 2014
He'd crash slumber instead.
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He'd crash slumber instead.
Picklechu
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- 2 Sty 2014
Honestly, this is kind of an interesting thought. There are enough weirdos out there, and a lot of camgirls link Amazon wishlists and get viewers to buy them things in exchange for stripping and stuff. He could get on Cam4 or something like that. I sincerely doubt he'd consider it, since he wouldn't like men watching him, but it's kind of funny to imagine.
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- 3 Lut 2013
The only people who would watch are weens
CharlieBrowns
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- 27 Paź 2014
Life would a lot easier. She would just need to lure in an unsuspecting old codger to impregnate her, despite being a lazy, unhygienic, uncharming sea-cow of a woman. I wonder who could teach her that particular skill?
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- 5 Paź 2015
He would either poison Chris's refrigerated jizz/Orange Fanta, or rig Barb with explosives that detonate whenever Chris gets near. His method of infiltration would be to disguise himself as Chris's cat. Chris would not be able to differentiate between a real cat and a 7 foot tall bald man wearing a cat suit, so the disguise would be perfect.
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- 16 Mar 2014
What if Chris went mysteriously missing?
Garfieldchu
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- 5 Paź 2015
What if Chris converted to Scientology?
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- 26 Cze 2015
He's not wealthy enough to be worth anything to David Miscavige.
What if Chris was a Thai ladyboy?
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- 9 Gru 2015
Barb would pay an excellent P.I. with some of her hoard to find her loving son.
I'm kidding, she wouldn't dare part ways with some of her junk to find her son. Chris would be shit outta luck.
What if Chris was kidnapped by The Riddler and had to solve several riddles to escape?
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- 7 Sty 2016
Chris would try to explain to him that the autistic puzzle piece symbolism is not really accurate and that he's living proof.
Garfieldchu
kiwifarms.net
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- 5 Paź 2015
True.
If Chris was a ladyboy, then not even the most perverted of visiting businessman would fuck him.
What if Chris converted to Islam?
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- 25 Lut 2013
normankrasner
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- 22 Lut 2014
What if Chris(tine) and Barb had a membership at a wholesale club like Costco or Sam's Club? He could have gotten a PS4 much cheaper there than fingerhut
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- 11 Cze 2015
He'd shit his pants and do nothing.
What if Chris was an animatronic at Freddy Fazzbear's ?
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Garfieldchu
kiwifarms.net
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- 5 Paź 2015
72 boyfriend-free virgins to build into sweethearts from the ground up if he martyrs himself for blarms, so says AllahMohammed.
I am the TRUE and HONEST Christine al-Chandleri
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- 9 Gru 2015
His animatronic doppelganger would be far less disturbing than the real thing.
What if Chris was a citizen of the floating city of Columbia?