Containment What If?

[FearfulJesuit]

But let's suppose the choice was between Chris and Michelle Bachmann.

 

[Watcher]

But let's suppose the choice was between Chris and Michelle Bachmann.

Thats... actually a tough decision

 

[exball]

He'd go as Chris. Chan, the mayor of CWCville from the popular webcomic Sonichu.

I would fear for Males life.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Either one of them would still be a better bet than Joe Biden.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

The Tea Party would choose him as their new Messiah

I'm pretty sure the Tea Party is against blobs who abuse welfare. They might just see him as the Anti-Christ.

Nope, since most of them are on welfare. They just don't want anyone else to be. You see, government is always the worst thing ever unless it benefits them or hurts someone they hate.

I'm serious, he'd just have to campaign on a put homos in concentration camps/make Christianity the official and only legal religion of the US/deport everyone with dark skin platform and he could easily get the republican vote.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

And there's one of the more insanely idiotic posts I've ever seen.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He'd go as Chris. Chan, the mayor of CWCville from the popular webcomic Sonichu.

In the oldschool clownshirt pics he mostly resembles a fat sad not-too-bright 12 year old boy.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Nope, since most of them are on welfare. They just don't want anyone else to be. You see, government is always the worst thing ever unless it benefits them or hurts someone they hate.

I'm serious, he'd just have to campaign on a put homos in concentration camps/make Christianity the official and only legal religion of the US/deport everyone with dark skin platform and he could easily get the republican vote.

Well, that kind of simplistic black vs white view of the Republican Party IS the kind of thing Chris Chan would think.

 

[Watcher]

It's funny because if he wore his classic outfit people would mistake him for a really bad cosplayer

Lets not get into a political debate here people. We're debating what would happen if a fat autistic adult child were to run for public office.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

More fun!
* Take a drink if Mike is interviewed.
* Take a drink if the court case is mentioned.
* Chug whenever Mike appears somewhat lenient towards Chris.
* Take a shot whenever Chris's house is seen.
* Drink if Alec is interviewed
* 3 jell-o shooters if a former teacher outside of MLW is interviewed.
* A whole rum-cake if Cole is interviewed.
* Pause video, go to sleep, wake up, take a shot and continue if Chris is interviewed. (My guess is paid for the interview)

The Chris Interview Drinking Game
* Sip whenever Chris mentions trolls.
* Drink whenever Chris says something he does is normal.
* Drink whenever Chris gets angry.
* Finish your drink and take a shot if he shits himself while angry.
* Sip whenever sweetheart or gal-pal is said by Chris.
* Sip whenever denies his flaws.
* Sip if the following names are mentioned: Megan, MLW, Mike.
* Drink whenever Chris talks about Sonichu or CWCville.
* Drink if high school is mentioned.
* If it cuts to Barb, drink if she mentions Chris not talking until 7.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Lets not get into a political debate here people. We're debating what would happen if a fat autistic adult child were to run for public office.

If he actually got elected?
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[c-no]

If Chris killed Compy, I'd ask myself "Chris has actually done something that requires work that would also have him landing in prison, possibly for life?". Also the loss of Compy means the loss of a forum member who was like any other here: a good forumer who made their own post, avoiding anything that would get them banned. In other words, the CWCki Forum loses another member.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Okay maybe not all of the republicans, but surely he could bring in the tomboy vote?

 

[Targaryen]

What if Chris had been drawn to another late-90s pop culture crazy rather than Pokemon, namely pro-wrasslin'? Chris was in high school during the height of the monday night wars and the attitude era so it would have been the most obvious time to be sucked into the fandom.

Who would Chris's favourite wrestlers have been past or present? Personally I feel he'd be into the divas, specifically the lady in my avatar (AJ Lee). A super cute "crazy" nerd girl who enacts brutal vengeance against the many male JERKS in her life? C'mon imagine him doing the AJ skip in pigtails.

Also what if Chris actually WAS a wrestler? I feel like a psychotic vengeful basement dwelling autistic man-child could be one of THE great heel characters.

 

[CatParty]

What a terrible situation. Id miss compy terribly.

If he were a wrestler, he'd be a cross between bastion booger and adrian adonis

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Use your imagination. Would he end up in a concentration camp? Would he be banned from the entire country? Or will he become Kim Jong-un's right hand man?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

He'd be like Dennis Rodman and would become a dupe for Kim Jong-un. OPL would try to use his influence to convince Obama to talk to Kim, which would be as successful as Rodman's attempts.

 

[CatParty]

 

[QI 541]

Kim Jong, the fucker that needs to die a horrible death, would parade Chris around as a symbol of America.

 

[Hasharin]

He would show Sonichu to the Supreme Leader himself, who would be impressed by it (seeing similarity between himself and Chris) and enslave Chris to make some more Sonichu volumes preaching the Juche Idea. Chris would be presented as a True American Patriot, head of TRUE and HONEST people's U.S. government-in-exile in North Korea.