Containment What If?

[Male]

 

[Coldgrip]

He'd try to go as something cute and girly but end up looking like some sort of homeless sex offender.

 

[exball]

Chris wouldn't even leave the house. He'll see a bunch of people dressed up as pickles on his lawn and chicken out.

 

[itsautism]

Chris wouldn't even leave the house. He'll see a bunch of people dressed up as pickles on his lawn and chicken out.

Have you seen his latest house pictures. I doubt anyone could get near his lawn.

 

[MrTroll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY-FaTuuglo

 

[Watcher]

 

[LM 697]

William Howard Taft Fansite: "It is with great regret that we announce today that our hero, Taft, is no longer the most grossly overweight and unhealthy president."

 

[ON 190]

Definitely Chris. Chan Sonichu. Nothing like a shirtless obese man covered in blue paint to get all the candy he wants.

(oh, for god's sake word filter)

William Howard Taft Fansite: "It is with great regret that we announce today that our hero, Taft, is no longer the most grossly overweight and unhealthy president."

The good news is that they wouldn't have to install an even larger bath because it wouldn't be used at all for the next 4 years.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

He'd probably be the type to play 'trick or treat' with his lego friends, and a bag of fun sized Skittles.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Sad thing, is people would probably give him candy. They would just think someone's special ed case snuck out of the house without mommy's permission, and they'd call the cops thinking he was lost.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Let's just say some student filmmaker in the area decides to put together a documentary about OPL. Kickstarter raised the money and project is go. Who would he interview and what would he ask them?

I'd like to get Rocky to read over Chris's latest exploits and ask if this is the man she knew. That and about Chris mentioning raping her.

 

[MrTroll]

It would probably be a terrible documentary because Chris would refuse to participate in it at all.

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris managed to kill Compy?

 

[Chris'Dog'sPissStain]

I would morn the loss of my good pally.

 

[Pikonic]

, what did Compy do this time?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

What has Compy not done?

But really, Compy's a pretty cool guy and I'd miss him.

 

[Niggoat]

He might get a few votes from some 'ers, but other than that, nothing.

 

[Watcher]

He might get a few votes from some 'ers, but other than that, nothing.

Oddly enough i'd hazard a guess Chris is more rational than most politicians.

 

[Some JERK]

He might get a few votes from some 'ers, but other than that, nothing.

Oddly enough i'd hazard a guess Chris is more rational than most politicians.

Even the most inept politicians are capable of telling lies that someone will believe.