Containment What If?

[Cute Anime Girl]

He always is on a cruise.

A Ruse Cruise.

 

[Judge Holden]

Odds are the crew would slice him up and use him for chum

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Chris might've become a Hulkamaniac and then followed the demandments of Hulkamania: the training, the prayers and the vitamins

Its a juffalo, brother!

 

[CalmMyTits]

If Chris actually had a juggalo sweetheart, we could only pray that they do not successfully breed.

 

[CatParty]

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?

 

[MrTroll]

[insert lazy joke about seamen and Fanta here]

 

[Aphex]

It wouldn't be too much of a surprise, since he fits in with most of the lazy American people that you see on those Yachts. If I didn't know of him, The only thing that would stand out to me is the Sonichu Medallion around his neck.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why would he use his Sonichu medallion on a cruise?

 

[MetroidJunkie]

I don't think he'd be able to watch it. All of those topless men, he'd fly right off the straight path.

Unless he watched Women's Wrestling which he could probably get into, especially with his more recent Tomgirl transformation.

 

[MrTroll]

He stopped wearing the Sonichu medallion a long time ago.

 

[TheRedRanger]

I wonder if Bob's service in the Korean war would factor into anything? Probably not, Chris is too dumb to understand.
When told the stories of American crimes against the glorious Korean people, he'd probably try and compare it to his trolling, and elist the DPRk to help him. After all, they have both suffered greatly at the hands of bullies, right?

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Well, Kim Jong Un's a manchild who spouts threats that ultimately lead nowhere, he might just think Chris Chan is his long last son or something.

He broke his PS3 because he thought he'd get $9001 for it. I'm sure he'd get addicted to the slot machines. While he is mentally a small child, there would be nothing stopping him from gambling.

Didn't he buy a new one immediately afterwards? He also has a Vita.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Well, Kim Jong Un's a manchild who spouts threats that ultimately lead nowhere, he might just think Our Pet Lolcow is his long last son or something.

Even Kim Jong-un isn't that retarded.

He'd likely ensure that Chris ends up on death row because he is an imposter.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

I have insider information that he's already their minister of propaganda.

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If Chris was producing this, he would have already relegated Squirrel to sidekick and made his self insert the main character, and replaced Hedgehog with Sonichu.

 

[fridgesrants]

If he was a high school student in the EG universe he probably would just keep to himself and act creepy around women. If he tried to do anything stupid he would probably get suspended or expelled. I doubt any of the main characters would want to get even near him. Maybe at the dance he would get a pity dance and then talk about it a decade later.

 

[Sakamoto]

I think it's a good thing Chris doesn't have easy access to gambling. I used to work at a casino and I know all about "a fool and his money". Modern slot machines use video screens and have lots of flashy effects (many even have themes based on pop culture & TV shows, like "The Family Guy"). They also often are "just 1 cent per spin", but it's really "1 cent per credit" and if you select all the options you end up playing over $5 per push of the button. They are like video games that require no skill, only money and luck. The worst thing that could happen would be for Chris to win a little money early on, because after that he would be totally addicted and keep playing until he lost every cent he had. I've seen it happen time and time again, even to upper class people who have a lot of money.

 

[CWC Tok]

Andrew Duck.

 

[exball]

Chris would fall off the boat and drown.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Chris would fall off the ship (tomgirl overboard!) and be mistaken for a baby whale

 

[Aphex]

Why would he use his Sonichu medallion on a cruise?

Because he wears it everywhere. Given the amount of times he's drawn himself with it and the numerous pictures that were taken of him whilst he was wearing it prooves that. And I don't get how you "use" the medallion.

Plus, he might want people to know that he's the "Creator of an Original Character".

And I may be wrong, he probably doesn't wear it everywhere, but thinking logically I would see him wear it on a cruise