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Within a week he'd be pissed that he isn't raking in billions of dollars from his new business.
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I'd be too scared to go.
The sheer mass of retardedness concentrated at one point on the Earth's surface would cause a gravitational anomaly, who knows what may ensue.
There would be drinking, and joking, and smoking, dancing, people giggling and telling each other stories, discussions to be had, and fun for all.
And in the corner, facing the wall, ignoring everyone else - there would sit a lost and lonely Tomgirl thinking why Sonichu wasn't there to protect him, take him away from all this, and bring him a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up. And a few dozen q-sands. And non-crapped briefs.
The sheer mass of retardedness concentrated at one point on the Earth's surface would cause a gravitational anomaly, who knows what may ensue.
There would be drinking, and joking, and smoking, dancing, people giggling and telling each other stories, discussions to be had, and fun for all.
And in the corner, facing the wall, ignoring everyone else - there would sit a lost and lonely Tomgirl thinking why Sonichu wasn't there to protect him, take him away from all this, and bring him a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up. And a few dozen q-sands. And non-crapped briefs.
MetroidJunkie
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- 17 Wrz 2013
RogerRabbit1988 powiedział(a):
He'd probably call anyone who gave it a negative review trolls, including professional sites like IGN/Gamespot/GameInformer/MetaCritic/etc
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- 23 Lut 2013
This is probably a little A-loggy, but my money's on Chris dying first.
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- 3 Lut 2013
The moment Chris hears Megan has passed away is the moment he thinks he conquered one of the trolls. Other than that, he would still complain of other trolls such as Snyder and he would just go back to eating unhealthy meals and playing vidya.
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Good ole' Chick Tracts. Honestly, if Chris met the Abrahamic god and was told something he didn't want to hear, he'd probably pull a Jerry Falwell and scream "NO YOU'RE WRONG", then get himself a celestial ban-hammer to hell.CompyRex powiedział(a):
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Surtur powiedział(a):
It makes the most sense to use the god Chris believes in, but Chris already met himself.
MetroidJunkie
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- 17 Wrz 2013
God would reprimand him for not trying to build up a relationship with him and it would end with Chris accusing God of being another dang dirty troll.
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- 3 Lut 2013
I'll put him in the camel clutch, and make him humble.
Hogan is next.
Chris wouldn't recognize her, but Megan - being the hardened and honed killing machine that she is - would tear her clothes of and "kill him to death" with her vagoogoo while screaming "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!"
Good ol' J.R. will be screaming "BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD" as everyone cheers on the Incredible Lioness. Many pickles will be consumed that day.
Oooorrr, yeah, probably a whole lot of nothing.
Hogan is next.
Chris wouldn't recognize her, but Megan - being the hardened and honed killing machine that she is - would tear her clothes of and "kill him to death" with her vagoogoo while screaming "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!"
Good ol' J.R. will be screaming "BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD" as everyone cheers on the Incredible Lioness. Many pickles will be consumed that day.
Oooorrr, yeah, probably a whole lot of nothing.
cwcvillemayoress
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What if Chris somehow became a Planeteer? In some bizzare world there were rings that granted people power over the spirits of Earth.
What would his ring's power be?
Would his team hate him?
Would Captain Planet kick his ass?
What would his ring's power be?
Would his team hate him?
Would Captain Planet kick his ass?
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- 3 Lut 2013
Chris wouldn't be a Planeteer. He'd be a DIRTY CRAPPED sewage and garbage monster that the Planeteers would have to fight.
MetroidJunkie
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Assuming he even recognized her, he'd yell at her but she'd probably just walk away. Chris is most likely in even worse shape than he was a few years ago and it's very unlikely he'd be able to actually do anything. He'd probably get winded after jogging for about 20 seconds.
He'd be a much fatter version of Captain Pollution.
He'd be a much fatter version of Captain Pollution.
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- 12 Lut 2013
He would be the evil version of Ma-Ti.
(frm wikipedia)
Ma-Ti wields the powers of Heart and telepathy to instill caring, passion, and sympathy into the people of the world to care for the planet. He can also use this power to telepathically communicate with people and animals.
Chris wields the powers of the Bowels and has a psychic link to instill narcissism, autism, and bigotry into the people of the world to try and care for his own selfish interests. He can also use this power to telepathically tard rage directly into the minds of people and animals.
(frm wikipedia)
Ma-Ti wields the powers of Heart and telepathy to instill caring, passion, and sympathy into the people of the world to care for the planet. He can also use this power to telepathically communicate with people and animals.
Chris wields the powers of the Bowels and has a psychic link to instill narcissism, autism, and bigotry into the people of the world to try and care for his own selfish interests. He can also use this power to telepathically tard rage directly into the minds of people and animals.
