Containment What If?

[WiseOldBadger]

Who did Bob ever Bully?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Who did Bob ever Bully?

The Boy Scouts and Greene County School District - and whatever other frivolous lawsuits he filed on Chris's behalf, alleging they were playing Kick the Autistic instead of dealing with a difficult child. If you think Chris is bad now, he must have been a nightmare as a child.

 

[Stratochu]

Probably more real-life encounters with trolls, from my understanding Richmond is bigger and somewhere that people are more likely to go (being a capital city rather than some backwater redneck town). Honestly if there were more things for him to go out and do and more opportunity to see him do it, I think the weens would have stormed him and it could have turned into a real-life harassment/stalking situation at the height of it.

Richmond: More niggos, real Jews (as opposed to goy Mike Snyder), TRUE and HONEST Cherokees and other natives, some guidos to mistake for Clyde Cash, and plenty of Samoans and Chamorros to mistake for Surfshack Tito. All would beat his ass to a bloody pulp, and he may learn what being hit by a speeding Aerostar is like, if not a full-size van, an Escalade or Range Rover, which would do more damage.

 

[Batman]

So, basically like if Chris went to New York or Vegas. He'd eventually get his ass beat.

 

[Stratochu]

A demented Armin Meiwes wannabe who doesn't care that Chris tastes like a nasty mixture of q-sands, Mighty Wings, mildew, shit and Febreze and not like long pork, most likely carries kuru prions, and doesn't care that his pickle would be covered with shit if he tried assraping Chris before cannibalizing him..

 

[exball]

So, basically like if Chris went to New York or Vegas. He'd eventually get his ass beat.

I'd beat his ass if he came to Vegas.

 

[Watcher]

I'd hire him, and hide a tape recorder under a counter and record everything

Can you imagine Chris's face on a milk carton?

 

[Judge Holden]

Can you imagine Chris's face on a milk carton?

No but i could imagine his face being put on fanta bottles

 

[Squealer]

Watch dennis the menace movie from the 90's, and you got it.

 

[José Mourinho]

What would Chris be if he was really a retarded Autobot?

I'd ship Chris with the furry version of A-Log( ), you know, the one who has a six inch fox . I'm sure they would really love each other.

The World's Luckiest Gay - Gay Experience

13) Nowhere, got lost, later shitting himself and did nothing probably kidnappe- whoops, wrong thread.

It'll make the women distance from him more.

 

[exball]

I'd hire him, and hide a tape recorder under a counter and record everything

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[c-no]

I'd ship Chris with the furry version of A-Log( ), you know, the one who has a six inch fox . I'm sure they would really love each other.

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I can only imagine someone writing such a story. It would probably be the best fan-fiction EVAR! Even better than the parody I wrote of A-Log being in Equestria.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris gets in trouble again at another store? What do you think his crime would be this time?

I think he'd just loiter around and try to find a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground-up. He should try the Red String again.

 

[Pikonic]

...It kinda happened before.

Spoiler

Ohio trip - CWCki

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I'm pretty sure Borb had a meltdown over that, (and rightfully so)
Imagine a meltdown today.

But really, where would he go?

Possible destinations:

1) Anna's place, I think it's either in Utah or Idaho.
2) New York, to visit Coleslaw Smithey.
3) Kentucky, to extract revenge on Megan.

The only Kentucky Chris would ever go to is Kentucky Fried Chicken, and the only kind of revenge Chris would ever exact on Megan is the kind he can orchestrate from a keyboard.

Or with Legos

 

[Carlson]

...It kinda happened before.

Spoiler

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ohio

I'm pretty sure Borb had a meltdown over that, (and rightfully so)
Imagine a meltdown today.

She'd probably die. Like, literally die.

 

[Overcast]

He'd probably be like Johnny Bravo and run back home before he even crosses the street.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What if Chris gets in trouble again at another store? What do you think his crime would be this time?

He should try the Red String again.

He would easily get committed if he tried this.

See, unlike in 2004, when he used such tactics, Chris looks a lot more birdy than he used to be. If he did something so crazy, combined with his birdy appearance, they may mistake him for a Looney Bird.

 

[Carlson]

What if Chris gets in trouble again at another store? What do you think his crime would be this time?

He should try the Red String again.

He would easily get committed if he tried this.

See, unlike in 2004, when he used such tactics, Chris looks a lot more birdy than he used to be. If he did something so crazy, combined with his birdy appearance, they may mistake him for a Looney Bird.

*halfheartedly taps on a drum kit*

 

[Rev. Rye]

...It kinda happened before.

Spoiler

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ohio

I'm pretty sure Borb had a meltdown over that, (and rightfully so)
Imagine a meltdown today.

I know they threatened to change the locks and refuse to let him back in if he tried anything like that. And, quite frankly, I can't hope that Barb would have the presence of mind to reconsider her threat. Barb is a woman who sticks to her principles, no matter how stupid they are or how badly they'll affect her. Bear in mind that, four years ago (Kacey Call 15), she claimed that The Hoard was so big it came close to killing her twice, and it attracted insects that hastened her husband's demise. And yet, The Hoard got bigger and bigger. Barb is clearly an "honour before reason" sort of woman.

 

[Batman]

You see her moaning about Cole and wanting him back. There's no way she'd kick Chris out.