Containment What If?

[Bridechu]

Would Barb even let him go to something like that now? A Q-sand run is one thing, but a reunion would be for a couple hours at night. Maybe she'd insist she go with him.

She was at his prom, so it's a reunion for her, too!

 

[Picklepower]

one of my favorite cwc stories is when he invited people to his front yard in february for his birthday.

and really really hope it's one of those scenarios.

oh man, when was that?

 

[José Mourinho]

He would post a riddle about Sailor Moon.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Would Barb even let him go to something like that now? A Q-sand run is one thing, but a reunion would be for a couple hours at night. Maybe she'd insist she go with him.

She was at his prom, so it's a reunion for her, too!

On the other hand, it would surely remind her of all the years she spent living by herself in Ruckersville. Not really something she wants to reflect on at this point.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

I can't think of anything that Chris would have to say or do at a reunion. He mostly kept to himself, aside from the gal-pals. I'm more curious about what Chris thinks he has to contribute to the reunion.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I can't think of anything that Chris would have to say or do at a reunion. He mostly kept to himself, aside from the gal-pals. I'm more curious about what Chris thinks he has to contribute to the reunion.

This bit from Conjugal Felicity's Fifty Shades of Grey spork sums it up:

Anastasia asks what she gets out of all this.

“'Me,' he says simply."

Quite the ego on this chap, isn’t there?

 

[Bridechu]

To be fair to Christian Grey, he was rich and handsome.

 

[The Dude]

I think it's only a matter if time before Chris ends up on People of Walmart. How do you think he'll react? Will it be like the Mimms/Lucas incident all over again?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Unfortunately, powm has a policy of not publishing pictures of people who are clearly mentally handicapped.

 

[Marvin]

Unfortunately, powm has a policy of not publishing pictures of people who are clearly mentally handicapped.

Who knows, maybe tomgirltism will overshadow the autism.

But yeah, this sounds kinda like a what if thread.

 

[Pikonic]

Didn't Chris get banned from Wal Mart at some point?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Aww man, I came to this thread expecting to see a picture of Chris captured in the wild at Walmart

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Didn't Chris get banned from Wal Mart at some point?

A McDonalds attraction sign related incident I believe, which led Chris to believe he was only banned from the McDonalds in the Walmart and not the Walmart itself. He returned, he was wrong, hilarity ensued!

(pretty sure that's right)

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Unfortunately, powm has a policy of not publishing pictures of people who are clearly mentally handicapped.

Jesus, where do they draw that line?

 

[Pikonic]

Unfortunately, powm has a policy of not publishing pictures of people who are clearly mentally handicapped.

Jesus, where do they draw that line?

Probably Down Syndrome. Possibly Spergs....oh wait, that website's most likely at least 50% spergs.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

STOP attaching Chris' name to random "things I want to talk about" and starting threads.

Moving this.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Could you imagine all the people he'd "accidentally" bump into at walmart with his motorized scooter?

STOP attaching Chris' name to random "things I want to talk about" and starting threads.

Moving this.

YES. That's getting really annoying. I think some people just like to start threads.

 

[CatParty]

This can also be a "why hasn't" as well as a "what if".

 

[MrTroll]

I can't imagine he'd stand out enough in a rural southern Wal-Mart to end up on PoWM.

 

[Fibonacci]

Here's Chris:

Spoiler

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And here's Barb:

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