Containment What If?

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris was Vinyl Scratch?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Vinyl Scratch?

Anal Scratch.

 

[HG 400]

What if Chris could fly by farting?
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What if @Alan Pardew wasn't a cowardly faggot with a sore asshole from all the assfucking he gets in his ass?

 

[Le Bateleur]

What if this thread was cancer and all the thread regulars were drooling cretins?

 

[HG 400]

What if this thread was cancer and all the thread regulars were drooling cretins?

If.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris could fly by farting?
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The Guffateer.

Spoiler

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if this thread was cancer and all the thread regulars were drooling cretins?

That isn't very far from the truth

What if Chris was a baseball player?

Then Pete Rose would have the second funniest hairstyle in the sport's history. No wait, it's still hilarious.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris listened to Chap Hop?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a food critic?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris became a food critic?

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris made a movie about his life story?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris made a movie about his life story?

It would Bomb badly and get only 1% on rotten tomatoes. The 1% would be from Cole because Chris said he would let him be in the sequel if he gave the film a postive review.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris made a movie about his life story?

Compared to Maradonia it would be "Seven Samurai".

 

[JULAY]

What if Chris made a movie about his life story?

It would be very autistic and of poor quality. It also would star little big planet or smash characters instead of people.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

What if Chris played Undertale?

Spoiler: image

 

[Somar]

What if Chris hired someone to assassinate Michael Snyder, Mary lee Walsh, and Clyde Cash?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris hired someone to assassinate Michael Snyder, Mary lee Walsh, and Clyde Cash?

That plot sucks.

Unless! Instead of hiring someone, Chris himself was the one going around and assassinating people. Like he's an autistic ninja.

I'd watch that movie (or tv series?). Either way: I want any associated producers to know that I am available to portray myself in any Chris related dramatic productions.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' whole life was a story segment in Cloud Atlas that had a profound impact on the past, present and future?

 

[Detahramet]

What if this thread was cancer and all the thread regulars were drooling cretins?

You have to actually make it a what if.
"What if Chris has autism?", "what if this forum had mods that weren't incredibly sensitive", "What if Chris was gay", and so on don't belong here.

 

[ephewe]

What is Chris were born the billionaire heir to a massive commercial/industrial empire with stakes in hundreds of massive corporations, thousands of employees, and equally massive political/lobbying clout?