Containment What If?

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What if there was a difference between a homeless man and Chris?

One hangs in the slum while the other bangs on his mom!
 
Problem.
What if CWC, a turquoise-haired Tumblrina, a cop and ADF were placed in a grassy plain at the corners of a square with sides one mile long? Keep in mind that CWC will constantly walk towards the Tumblrina (in order to hit on her), the Tumblrina will keep walking towards the cop (to protect her from CWC'c advances), the cop will move towards ADF (to arrest him for a number of charges) and lastly ADF will keep going towards CWC (in order to start a tardfight). For simplicity, suppose that they all move at the same speed. What figure will they trace out in the plain?

Integrated numerically:
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(Yellow: CWC, Turquoise: Tumblrina, Blue: cop, Purple: ADF)

What happens at the central point where they meet is up to anyone's imagination...
 
Well, if Cole has a daughter, the only thing Chris would bother taking would be her possessions, e.g., MLP clothing, hello kitty play phone, and a photograph of both her and Cole. In the photograph, Chris would remove her face and impose his own, so that he could have a recent photograph with Cole. Chris would probably show the photograph to strangers and insist that he was Cole's baby sister. Chris would be caught in Cole's apartment, but he would be let go by the New York City Police for being special.
 
DykesDykesChina powiedział(a):
What happens at the central point where they meet is up to anyone's imagination...
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In the central point, ADF will punch CWC in the face because he' dumb enough to do that in front of the cop. The cop would break up the fight because he can easily overpower two out-of-shape spergs. With ADF on the ground in cuffs, and CWC pouting like a cartoon character, the tumblrina says "screw this" and attempts to leave. While the cop is getting a statement from Chris, he suddenly remembers the tumblrina and runs after her, instantly forgetting he was talking to a cop. The cop initially confused as to why CWC bolts in the middle of their conversation then sees the fat freak chase a clearly distressed girl who's running away screaming for help. The cop gives chase and then hog-ties CWC. The tumblrina thanks the cop for saving her and handling the situation in a professional manner. She then takes pictures with her phone and shows her gratitude by posting the pictures on her tumblr while condemning her "hero" for police brutality against the mentally handicapped.
 
What if Chris used some ADAM from Bioshock to try to turn himself into a woman?
 
Apocalypso powiedział(a):
What if there was a CWC edition of Monopoly?
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After the first pass around the board, lose all your money. On the second, you get banned from all the squares except 14BLC. On the third, your houses all burn down.

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What would Chris do/say if he wants to convince people he'd been inflicted with autism again (after his cure)?
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I thought this thread was "What If?", not "stuff that will definitely happen."

Anyway, it'll probably be the same thing it's always been. Worrying about money or stress or people making him work will bring it flooding right back, because Chris does not know what autism is.
 
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