Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris woke up and saw that he was completely bald?

He'd claim we did it, then claim to be like Gail Porter.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

What if Chris woke up and saw that he was completely bald?

He would make a video talking about how we can all learn from Britney Spears.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

What if Chris woke up and saw that he was completely bald?

He'd get himself one of these and insist that it's not a wig, he's just dyed his hair differently:

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris was a Ninja Turtle

He would be Leotardo.

 

[Albert Qaeda]

What if chris started to worship the one true god (tm)?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if chris started to worship the one true god (tm)?

That last shred of respect/admiration Kengle had for him would be lost, as Chris will more or less just make a mockery of it.

 

[Bunnie]

Nah, that would be giving him too much credit.....how about Ausi the -5th Turtle

 

[mrmilkman]

What if Chris met himself from 2009?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris met himself from 2009?

BWO Chris would try to convert his younger self, and Classic Chris would be "Scared-Straighter"

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris took part in a Medieval Times show, namely the jousting tournament?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was had two butts?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris was had two butts?

he'd he'd shit shit himself himself and and do do nothing nothing

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was ordered by god to make another ark?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

New What if Chris was ordered by god to make another ark?

"I'm workin' on it! You gave me this Autistic Brain so excuse me for not being able to fulfill Your Demands exactly on time. "

 

[GetShrekt]

What if Chris converted to Buddhism?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

What if Chris converted to Buddhism?

Which instructs believers to place no value on physical objects and material possessions? Fat chance.

 

[Jack Awful]

What if Chris had all the personality of classic Chris (pre tomgirl) but was super hot?
Like, movie star hot.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris never graduated from High School and is still repeating 12th grade to this day?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What if Chris converted to Buddhism?

It'd be a step up from his current worshiping of branded consumer products.

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris converted to Buddhism?

hmm, i can always try next life
*shits self, does nothing but play vidya*