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- 3 Lut 2013
Containment What If?
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- 3 Lut 2013
McDonald's isn't vegan friendly. He wouldn't last long.
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- 3 Lut 2013
"Are you slow-in-the mind?! I'm the goddamn MAYOR"
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- 3 Lut 2013
Dreadlocks form naturally, so he wouldn't have to work at that.Lady Gaga powiedział(a):
Dreadlocks are ital, you dig?
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- 4 Lut 2013
No, Mon.
You miss the two most important things that would stop him from ever converting to Rastafarianism:
1) The Mayor already shot all the Ganja to the Moon.
2) It's a religion of Darkies, by Darkies, for Darkies; and all that Nyabinghi ("Black Victory") rhetoric would give his pasty ass the Prickly Wicklies.
Lady Gaga powiedział(a):
You miss the two most important things that would stop him from ever converting to Rastafarianism:
1) The Mayor already shot all the Ganja to the Moon.
2) It's a religion of Darkies, by Darkies, for Darkies; and all that Nyabinghi ("Black Victory") rhetoric would give his pasty ass the Prickly Wicklies.
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- 3 Lut 2013
What if some poor soul in a foreign country who wanted to improve their English started corresponding with CWC?
What would they learn about American culture and the English language by writing to CWC?
What would they learn about American culture and the English language by writing to CWC?
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- 3 Lut 2013
The only way Chris would bother writing letters would be if it was in fact a pen galpal.
Then he would constantly talk about hankypanky, marriage and Crystal. The poor lady would get the impression that Americans are 1.) not exactly bright, 2.) obsessed about hankypanky, marriage and god-promised children, 3.) if not talking about these subjects, then most likely about children's cartoon characters and vidya.
What if several lolcows - say Chris, ADF, JustinRPG, DrMusic2, The Unknown Autobot and VenomFangX - decided to team up and become a crew of real-life superheroes? And by this I mean realistic superheroes who fight against villains/problems that are realistically within the reach of lolcows: Cats who are lost up trees, old ladies who have lost their purse or have to cross the street, teenagers who have to be reminded that drugs are bad mkayyyyyy, etc.
What would their base be like? What sort of vehicle would they drive to get into action? What about costumes? And how would it all go and end? Personally, I suspect some involvement of Jerkops and new psychiatric evaluations.
Then he would constantly talk about hankypanky, marriage and Crystal. The poor lady would get the impression that Americans are 1.) not exactly bright, 2.) obsessed about hankypanky, marriage and god-promised children, 3.) if not talking about these subjects, then most likely about children's cartoon characters and vidya.
What if several lolcows - say Chris, ADF, JustinRPG, DrMusic2, The Unknown Autobot and VenomFangX - decided to team up and become a crew of real-life superheroes? And by this I mean realistic superheroes who fight against villains/problems that are realistically within the reach of lolcows: Cats who are lost up trees, old ladies who have lost their purse or have to cross the street, teenagers who have to be reminded that drugs are bad mkayyyyyy, etc.
What would their base be like? What sort of vehicle would they drive to get into action? What about costumes? And how would it all go and end? Personally, I suspect some involvement of Jerkops and new psychiatric evaluations.
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- 3 Lut 2013
If serial killers can manage correspondence in prison, I'm sure Chris could.
I mean, yeah, it'd inevitably end in anger from the pen pal and apathy from Chris, but just for a while, Chris is in contact with someone from such mythical far-away places that are not Ruckersville, Virginia.
How can they team up when they'd just tear each other apart (i.e. wussy slapping and passive-aggressive behavior)?
I mean, yeah, it'd inevitably end in anger from the pen pal and apathy from Chris, but just for a while, Chris is in contact with someone from such mythical far-away places that are not Ruckersville, Virginia.
How can they team up when they'd just tear each other apart (i.e. wussy slapping and passive-aggressive behavior)?
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- 3 Lut 2013
Hmm... I'd say maybe Michelle Pheiffer or however her name is spelled.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Michelle_Pfeiffer_2011.jpg
She's in her 50s now, which would put her at or about MLW's age at the time of the Chriscapades at PVCC. She's pretty good looking for someone her age and she could probably do either character. Of course the alternate MLW would probably be best as a younger person.
I googled lookalikes for MP, and Dianna Agron from Glee came up.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Michelle_Pfeiffer_2011.jpg
She's in her 50s now, which would put her at or about MLW's age at the time of the Chriscapades at PVCC. She's pretty good looking for someone her age and she could probably do either character. Of course the alternate MLW would probably be best as a younger person.
I googled lookalikes for MP, and Dianna Agron from Glee came up.
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- 3 Lut 2013
I will also throw Pixyteri into the mix since she would be the collective brain of the group and has money to fund them. I'm thinking that ADF would buy a beater full-size van off of Craigslist with money strongarmed from Pixyteri, which would then be fingerpainted with wereactors, Sonichu characters, Transformers, Pokemon and Hebrew letters, there would be a lot of fighting, tard rage, road rage, DrMusic2 and Autobot would spend their whole tugboats at THe GAMe PLACe while Chris messed around in Staples with Justin, Pixyteri and ADF in Staples to keep away from Snyder, all of the "superhero" stuff would be carried out badly based on what Chris and Marianna have seen in anime and movies, at least one person would end up physically sick from DrMusic2 and Chris crapping themselves and DrMusic masturbating with her fur "werewolf gloves" to a picture of Jay Leno in public view, and it would all come to an end when ADF gets drunk, Chris grabs the wheel, the van rear-ends a police car and rolls into a drainage ditch.
DrMusic2 tard rages because her toys, including her beloved ragdoll, are ruined by the water from the drainage ditch filling up the van, beats the shit out of the EMT who tries to save her, is arrested for assaulting a public safety officer, and the maximum sentence under law of whatever state it happens in are to be served in a women's prison once she is deported back to New Zealand and added to an INS blacklist. Chris does basically the same thing about his DS, Vita and iPhone and Pixyteri does about her lolita dress, are slapped with the maximum sentence, and ADF ends up paralyzing a police officer by way of a spinal-cord injury and is locked up in a mental hospital for that and everything else. Justin and Autobot go to group homes.
DrMusic2 tard rages because her toys, including her beloved ragdoll, are ruined by the water from the drainage ditch filling up the van, beats the shit out of the EMT who tries to save her, is arrested for assaulting a public safety officer, and the maximum sentence under law of whatever state it happens in are to be served in a women's prison once she is deported back to New Zealand and added to an INS blacklist. Chris does basically the same thing about his DS, Vita and iPhone and Pixyteri does about her lolita dress, are slapped with the maximum sentence, and ADF ends up paralyzing a police officer by way of a spinal-cord injury and is locked up in a mental hospital for that and everything else. Justin and Autobot go to group homes.
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- 3 Lut 2013
The vegan police would subject him to the death penalty
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He'd give up after lacking the discipline to do it.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Smug Chris would make a proud, condescending return.
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- 3 Lut 2013
His DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS wouldn't smell so bad anymore.
Yes, I've heard vegans actually brag that their crap doesn't smell as bad as meat eaters'.
Yes, I've heard vegans actually brag that their crap doesn't smell as bad as meat eaters'.